ELDER:
Kevin the wizard. You come here today to earn your place on the Wizard Table of Wizardry. Now cast before me, the spell of...cherishing ardor. The heady rapture of adulation, affection and allegiance
KEVIN:
Listen mate. There were three spells on the theory test and I don't remember no cherry orderves or affected adulaters. I got the spell of doom, the spell of healing, and the spell of love.
ELDER:
Well love, obviously.
KEVIN:
Well just say love then. Honestly!
SFX: MAGICAL CRASH AND ECHOING SOUNDS OF HARPS AND A HAPPY SIGH.
KEVIN:
There you go, spell of love.
ELDER.
Now cast before me, the spell of condemnation, the spell of annihilation, calamity, and ruinous providence....
...Doom.
SFX: MAGICAL CRASH AND ECHOING SOUNDS OF SCREAMS OF TERROR
ELDER:
Ok last one. Now cast before me, spell of...
SFX: MAGICAL CRASH AND ECHOING SOUNDS OF A CHOIR AND HAPPY WHISTLING
KEVIN:
Did I pass?
ELDER:
Your effort was valiant and triumphantly unbeaten by the gathering of...
KEVIN:
Just sign the form please chief and I'll be off down the hat and beard shop.
SFX: RUSTLING OF PAPER.
KEVIN.
Cheers boss.
END.
