Yes, now that I'm newly single, my friends don't want me to be. So they dug up my ex from school that was one of the most obnoxious people I've ever met. We were like John and Yoko for a while and then I just got sick of him trying to be deep and moody, when he was really just a big doofus.
Can't you give your friends a hint that maybe the last thing you need right now is potential suitors jamming up your driveway. Point out that you're not in high school anymore? 
I've tried. When I was in a couple, they were all single. Now it's the opposite and it's driving them insane. I'm considering telling them I'm taking up nunning.
Just phoned the Iain Lee show.
That's neither interesting nor useful.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 18 2009, 1:04 AM GMTJust phoned the Iain Lee show.
That's neither interesting nor useful.
Leevil: Hasn't been afraid to use narration since 1685 
That's 10 pages wrote, I think I can call it a night. 
Just got to work. The toilets aren't working.
Tired. Elbow injury aggravated.
It's nearly time for Chipolata's annual back shaving.
I've made breakfast for two handsome young lads. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 18 2009, 10:34 AM GMTI've made breakfast for two handsome young lads.
Please don't tell me it was a sandwich.
Quote: Marc P @ November 18 2009, 10:35 AM GMTPlease don't tell me it was a sandwich.
No.
They're my lovely nephews.
Ooops.
Well I hope it was a jolly good old fashioned fry up then, like what I am planning to have for my lunch in a little cafe overlooking the storm tossed sea.
2 egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, hash browns, fried tomatoe, baked beans toast and butter. Four pounds fifty!
Might even be black pudding.
Robyn is tired. Her brother was making a fuss about having to go to school this morning and it woke her up. She's also a bit sad and sore-throaty.