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Cat has decided to start to pull the fruit bowl to pieces!

Quote: bigfella @ November 17 2009, 10:30 PM GMT

Cat has decided to start to pull the fruit bowl to pieces!

She's not been the same since CD:UK finished, has she?

Now she could pull my fruit bowl to pieces anyday!

Quote: Badge @ November 17 2009, 10:32 PM GMT

She's not been the same since CD:UK finished, has she?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2009, 9:10 PM GMT

Hey Tim, look over there!

*pushes Tim over too*

Laughing out loud

Quote: Badge @ November 17 2009, 10:32 PM GMT

She's not been the same since CD:UK finished, has she?

(Worryingly, I also thought of Deeley on reading bigfella's post.)

I thought he had gone mad and started to post as his cat. :|

Found out at daughter's appointment today that she will have to sit out of phys.ed and recess for another 3 weeks. She is so miserable. I am now confident that she will make a lovely teenager.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 18 2009, 12:05 AM GMT

I am now confident that she will make a lovely teenager.

:D

Tim is meeting up with his childhood friend and (very briefly) ex-girlfriend tomorrow afternoon to "catch up" on our lives.

We haven't seen each other for 20 years, yet being a bloke I can't really think of much to talk about. Rather nervous. :(

Usually after the nervousness on both sides wears off, the conversation picks up and everything's okay.

Or you just sit there and stare at each other.

I suppose I could kick off by asking her about her recent divorce? Errr

Or recall the time she made me watch her pee? (We were only 7.)

If you run out of things to say, you can always have sex.

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2009, 12:18 AM GMT

If you run out of things to say, you can always have sex.

That's your answer to everything, dear. Rolling eyes

Well, if it went badly, expect a lot of man bashing, ending with a "but not all men are like him."

I just found out that the girls night out that I am invited to for Saturday night is not just girls but includes my high school boyfriend. All the girls seem to have invited someone from their pasts and they took it upon themselves to invite someone for me. I will be canceling first thing tomorrow.

Laughing out loud

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