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Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2009, 6:25 PM GMT

No.

It sounds like the type of place that serves microwaved lasagne...

Fire in the disco!
Fire in the disco!
Fire in the Taco Bell . . .

Pizza Express are good. Like Café Rouge, they're McDonald's for the middle classes. And they give the kids goodie bags to keep them busy. We eat out quite alot and my daughter's favourite is Café Rouge.

Pizza Express is first date heaven. If the date isn't going well, at least you haven't had to shell out too much cash and your belly is full of bread to go drinking on.

Or so I've been told. Whistling nnocently

*takes notes*

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2009, 6:15 PM GMT

Not for 20 years.

Huh, they're owned by the same corporation that owns Pizza Hut and KFC, so I thought they were everywhere, too. I could swear I've heard Taco Bell mentioned here before, but I must be mistaken.

They're one of our biggest fast food franchises and Wikipedia says they're heading back to Europe, so beware of crappy Mexican restaurants that will soon be springing up on a corner near you.

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 7:08 PM GMT

Huh, they're owned by the same corporation that owns Pizza Hut and KFC, so I thought they were everywhere, too. I could swear I've heard Taco Bell mentioned here before, but I must be mistaken.

They're one of our biggest fast food franchises and Wikipedia says they're heading back to Europe, so beware of crappy Mexican restaurants that will soon be springing up on a corner near you.

I've never seen a Taco Bell here, but I know what they are.

When I went to LA I practically lived in IHOP... and the hotel was opposite a McDonald's when of course I did the only thing you can do when in a McDonald's abroad you have to order the stuff that they don't do in YOUR McDonald's.

Someone should open a Taco Cabana franchise in Europe. Now that's decent Mexican fast food.

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Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 17 2009, 7:13 PM GMT

of course I did the only thing you can do when in a McDonald's abroad you have to order the stuff that they don't do in YOUR McDonald's.

When I was in Panama in 1988 I ordered what I thought were 6 Chicken McNuggets and fries at the Panama City McDonald's. I was shocked by the price until they handed me 6 entire pieces of fried chicken. The fries were huge, thick and what we would consider to be overcooked.

Mrs Scottidog has bought cat food from Waitrose.

I don't f**king believe this!

The little shit is eating Turkey and Venison from a pouch, next course- Goose and Bacon.

Who the f**k does he think he is!...

She said she's buying him a cat Christmas dinner too, A CHRISTMAS DINNER!...F**king furry twat.

Everytime I walk in, he's asleep on my sofa, and she says don't move him, don't wake him!...

'...OH, HAD A HARD FUCKING DAY HAS HE, GOT A JOB HAS HE...'

Quote: Scottidog @ November 17 2009, 7:55 PM GMT

Mrs Scottidog has bought cat food from Waitrose.

I don't f**king believe this!

The little shit is eating Turkey and Venison from a pouch, next course- Goose and Bacon.

That soft food is often rubbish anyway and not good for their teeth. You'll be paying the vet a fortune to treat them next. Unimpressed

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 17 2009, 7:57 PM GMT

That soft food is often rubbish anyway and not good for their teeth. You'll be paying the vet a fortune to treat them next. Unimpressed

I won't!

'His teeth are weak and infected I'm afraid'

'.....oh, ok. Can you put him down for that?'

Quote: Scottidog @ November 17 2009, 7:55 PM GMT

Mrs Scottidog has bought cat food from Waitrose.

I don't f**king believe this!

The little shit is eating Turkey and Venison from a pouch, next course- Goose and Bacon.

Who the f**k does he think he is!...

She said she's buying him a cat Christmas dinner too, A CHRISTMAS DINNER!...F**king furry twat.

Everytime I walk in, he's asleep on my sofa, and she says don't move him, don't wake him!...

'...OH, HAD A HARD FUCKING DAY HAS HE, GOT A JOB HAS HE...'

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

As always Scotti, I'm loving the stories of you and your cat - I think they would make a great animated series.

Put your experiences down in script form now!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 17 2009, 8:01 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

As always Scotti, I'm loving the stories of you and your cat - I think they would make a great animated series.

Put your experiences down in script form now!

The little shit doesn't deserve my time RC!

:D

He is already ruining my home life, I can't let him know there's a series on him!

Quote: Scottidog @ November 17 2009, 8:00 PM GMT

I won't!

'His teeth are weak and infected I'm afraid'

'.....oh, ok. Can you put him down for that?'

Laughing out loud

Scotti Dog's Pussy Troubles.

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