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Things that piss you off Page 545

Quote: bushbaby @ November 17 2009, 4:00 PM GMT

husbands that f**king live for at least 84 years and still going like an effin' robot..jeese, give me freedom, I just want a few years without living with a f**king control/egotistical/narcissist freak aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh

Eh? Oh dear. Take a breath Bushbaby! xx

you mustn't know what it's like living with a narcissist, I suggested moving to the lake district then he can gaze at his image all day

we watch Millionaire, he gets the answer and says...'I told you, I told you' I've not even said he's wrong or challenged his answer. We watch countdown and he gets seven letter words....'I told you, I told you' I've not even challenged him. I now hate the bloody programs and come on here rather than watch them with him. He has big probs in fact he has the nine pointers that point to the personality disorder...narcissism. Course you can't tell him, he could tell the therapist a thing or two

TTPYO: People insisting I'm not something I am.

Quote: Aaron @ November 17 2009, 4:40 PM GMT

TTPYO: People insisting I'm not something I am.

I still believe you're the real Belle du Jour, Aaron, just ignore the cynical nay-sayers. Unimpressed

Ha!

Alas, my lack of riches would suggest that I have not yet been engaged in that particular profession.

it's not funny. I feel like doing myself in, I can't stand much more of him.....I I I I I me me me me me me I I I me me me.
Doh Ray me me me me me
He gets up in the morning and I can count the seconds to when he starts....I was just thinking about the story I wrote.......then he goes on for about two hours, he then starts on something else he is doing and that goes on for another couple of hours.
I have to keep going in the bathroom to bang my head in the wall

Quote: bushbaby @ November 17 2009, 4:47 PM GMT

it's not funny. I feel like doing myself in, I can't stand much more of him.....I I I I I me me me me me me I I I me me me.
Doh Ray me me me me me
He gets up in the morning and I can count the seconds to when he starts....I was just thinking about the story I wrote.......then he goes on for about two hours, he then starts on something else he is doing and that goes on for another couple of hours.
I have to keep going in the bathroom to bang my head in the wall

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"Kill him!"

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ November 17 2009, 4:55 PM GMT
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"Kill him!"

I wish

Really weird Michael Jackson fans.... I have someone on my Twitter feed talking about how now he's dead the world will destroy itself unless we do something about it by spreading the L.O.V.E.... on Twitter. Great plan, I must say.

I think all the uber-Michael Jackson fans probably share one thing in common (apart from bad B.O.) - I suspect they all didn't get that one special Christmas present they spent months dreaming of, when they were young children. What unites them is not actually "Love for the world" but a bitter, gnawing hatred of their parents.

*puffs on pipe*

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 17 2009, 8:17 PM GMT

*puffs on pipe*

Is that like Gays on tap?

Cool

*sucks on fag*

How old is too old to get divorced anyway?

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2009, 8:35 PM GMT

How old is too old to get divorced anyway?

When neither party is physically able to commit adultery.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2009, 8:35 PM GMT

How old is too old to get divorced anyway?

when all your money is invested and the bastard didn't contribute

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