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Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:20 AM GMT

Racist.

How dare you! Some of my best friends are racist. I mean white...black..chinese...erm...

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2009, 10:23 AM GMT

suppressed homosexual anger

I want to assure you, Tim, I feel no anger towards you. Supressed or otherwise. Unimpressed

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2009, 10:23 AM GMT

(A big saucepan of love simmered away on the stove. It was thick with sexual tension and suppressed homosexual anger... now all it needed was a dash of romance.)

Sorry Tim, didn't see you there. Would you like to get in?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:23 AM GMT

How dare you! Some of my best friends are racist. I mean white...black..chinese...erm...

I've got three black friends. Two black women and a black man. Cool

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:25 AM GMT

Sorry Tim, didn't see you there. Would you like to get in?

s'OK, I prefer just to watch. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:25 AM GMT

I've got three black friends. Two black women and a black man. Cool

When you say 'friends' do you mean 'staff'?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:31 AM GMT

When you say 'friends' do you mean 'staff'?

As in "carers"?

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2009, 10:38 AM GMT

As in "carers"?

You think he has to pay people to care about him? Man, that's harsh.

TTPYO: The first seasonal sighting (sounding) of Fairytale of New York.

Bah, humbug!

Greggs serving all of their hot food cold . . .

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 17 2009, 3:24 PM GMT

TTPYO: The first seasonal sighting (sounding) of Fairytale of New York.

Bah, humbug!

You cheap lousy faggot . . .

Your Mum.

husbands that f**king live for at least 84 years and still going like an effin' robot..jeese, give me freedom, I just want a few years without living with a f**king control/egotistical/narcissist freak aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh

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