British Comedy Guide

Grave Quickie

EXT. DAY. GRAVEYARD.

CAMERA FOCUS ON GRAVESTONE.

OFF CAMERA A WOMAN IS SOBBING.

WRITTEN ON GRAVE IS 'MURPHY, DENNIS. BORN 1960. DIED 2009. THE FINEST LIFEGUARD OF THEM ALL.'

PULL BACK TO REVEAL SOBBING WOMAN PLACING A LIFE RING ON HIS FRESHLY FILLED IN GRAVE.

Laughing out loud funny.

Yes, good one Nigel.

I don't get it.

:D like it

Reminds me of the superb Gary Delaney joke...

When my grandfather drowned we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt, well it's what he would've wanted...

Oh, it's a visual pun on a wreath. I see.

Not a keeper.

Very good!

I like this. And I suppose theres a 'life' belt for a 'dead' man thing.

Quote: Tony Cowards @ November 17 2009, 2:55 PM GMT

Reminds me of the superb Gary Delaney joke...

When my grandfather drowned we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt, well it's what he would've wanted...

That's a great joke. Laughing out loud

Thanks for feedback folks.

I likes it :D

Laughing out loud
Now this I like. Nice little earner.

It works as a nice little filler sketch. :)

[/my two cents]

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