EXT. DAY. GRAVEYARD.
CAMERA FOCUS ON GRAVESTONE.
OFF CAMERA A WOMAN IS SOBBING.
WRITTEN ON GRAVE IS 'MURPHY, DENNIS. BORN 1960. DIED 2009. THE FINEST LIFEGUARD OF THEM ALL.'
PULL BACK TO REVEAL SOBBING WOMAN PLACING A LIFE RING ON HIS FRESHLY FILLED IN GRAVE.
funny.
Yes, good one Nigel.
I don't get it.
like it
Reminds me of the superb Gary Delaney joke...
When my grandfather drowned we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt, well it's what he would've wanted...
Oh, it's a visual pun on a wreath. I see.
Not a keeper.
Very good!
I like this. And I suppose theres a 'life' belt for a 'dead' man thing.
Quote: Tony Cowards @ November 17 2009, 2:55 PM GMTReminds me of the superb Gary Delaney joke...
When my grandfather drowned we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt, well it's what he would've wanted...
That's a great joke.
Thanks for feedback folks.
I likes it
Now this I like. Nice little earner.
It works as a nice little filler sketch. 
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