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I really want to gooooooooooo!

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 2:01 PM GMT

Most likely. Every year at least one of my friends' bands seems to be playing there.

Gah! Lucky bastard. That's one concert I've been trying to make for years.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2009, 2:11 PM GMT

I really want to gooooooooooo!

You should! It's a great time in a great city. I'm 75 miles south of Austin, but if you ever need a place to crash you're welcome to stay here. I have 2 extra bedrooms and an S&M dungeon set up in the attic.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Curt @ November 17 2009, 2:15 PM GMT

Gah! Lucky bastard. That's one concert I've been trying to make for years.

Same goes for you, Curt, but no S&M dungeon for you, my friend.

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 2:15 PM GMT

You should! It's a great time in a great city. I'm 75 miles south of Austin, but if you ever need a place to crash you're welcome to stay here. I have 2 extra bedrooms and an S&M dungeon set up in the attic.

Awww thanks DaButt! :)

Have you got chains?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2009, 2:17 PM GMT

Have you got chains?

No, I'm still waiting for the concept to catch on, but one day perhaps there will be franchises of DaButt's Dungeon in cities across the globe!

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

No, I'm still waiting for the concept to catch on, but one day perhaps there will be franchises of DaButt's Dungeon in cities across the globe!

If you call it 'The Butt Dungeon', I don't think you'll get too many female customers.

Your business plan is sound, but I'm not sold on the name.

And for that reason, I'm out.

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 2:16 PM GMT

Same goes for you, Curt, but no S&M dungeon for you, my friend.

Ahhhhh :(
*takes dildo swing of his luggage*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 17 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

If you call it 'The Butt Dungeon', I don't think you'll get too many female customers.

Your business plan is sound, but I'm not sold on the name.

:: Thinks about it and nods his head in agreement :::

Randy's Rape Room?

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 2:24 PM GMT

:: Thinks about it and nods his head in agreement :::

Randy's Rape Room?

I hate chain shops.

(It's this quality of joke that's keeping me off your television screens)

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 2:24 PM GMT

:: Thinks about it and nods his head in agreement :::

Randy's Rape Room?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 17 2009, 8:19 AM GMT

(It's a no anyway. :P)

Such a spoilsport.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 17 2009, 2:26 PM GMT

I hate chain shops.

(It's this quality of joke that's keeping me off your television screens)

*writes down gag in notebook*

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2009, 11:46 AM GMT

Awww that's so cute. He loves his mummy!

Sick

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 17 2009, 12:26 PM GMT

You've sent him out better equipped that the MoD does the troops to Afghanistan!

LOL.

(It's funny 'cos it's true.)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 17 2009, 12:29 PM GMT

Taking a trip to the city today to have the final check done on my daughter's arm. If all is well, she can go back to doing phys. ed. class.

For her sake then, let's hope it's still a bit broke.

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 1:21 PM GMT

Every couple of months I hear the unmistakable sounds of a pack of coyotes killing and eating an unfortunate cat.

:O Teary Teary

Quote: DaButt @ November 17 2009, 1:52 PM GMT

It's a terrible sound.

Coyotes have spread across much of the country. They used to be confined to the west, but they've adapted very well to life in the suburbs and cities - a few years ago one was found in Manhattan's Central Park.

Some nice humans even provide tasty treats (small dogs) on chains in their back yards. Teary

Now I know why you guys need guns. I'd be going around the streets at night blowing the f**kers away. Angry

Aaron appears to be growing out of his t-shirts. Annoying for clothes, yay for height.

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