Quickie

Just a little whimsy I though of whilst walking (Hmm... Walking with Whimsy... I like that title).

INT. STUDIO. DAY.

A MAN DRESSED IN A WHITE COAT, IS STARING INTO THE CAMERA.

SCIENTIST.

Hello and welcome to 'What's That?' the occasional series in where we explain the amazing scientific phenomum that surronds us.

HE GEASTURES.

Today we'll be demonstrating Gravity.

HE WALKS UP TO THE CAMERA AND APPEARS TO KNEE THE CAMERA MAN. THE CAMERA SLOWLY COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AND LANDS SIDE-ON. THE SCIENTIST BENDS DOWN TO GET IN THE PICTURE.

SCIENTIST
Marvellous isn't it? Ta Ta.

ENDS

I think you should just have him push the camera man over though or something to demonstrate gravity. Save kicking him in the nuts for one on momentum.

Oh, and what's the amazing scientific Phenomum - apart from sounding like a superhero

Quote: Rob0 @ November 16 2009, 9:14 PM GMT

I think you should just have him push the camera man over though or something to demonstrate gravity. Save kicking him in the nuts for one on momentum.

Oh, and what's the amazing scientific Phenomum - apart from sounding like a superhero

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That's like my word nemesis, yet I use to so often.

For momentum I was going to have him take a long run into the camera man from the other end of the studio.

Now brownian motion was gonna be interesting.

Very funny and to the point (excuse my pun)