Quote: Leevil @ November 16 2009, 1:35 AM GMTI can't think of anything I want to write about.
Has an idea, and is running with it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 16 2009, 1:50 AM GMTHow about setting one in a Doughnut shop?
That's not far off the Burger Bar idea I just came up with. 
I tend to start by thinking up a character (or couple of characters) and then start to build a world around him/her/them. Everything that happens should lead from a deep-seated frustration or quirk they have.
Then I write a joke about incest.
Job done. 
It's alright dudes, I get how to write. I'm just being too fussy and dismissing any ideas I come up with too quickly.
Plus I can't stop thinking of other characters from sitcoms already made. Bloody pain that.
After watching Campus, I just write the words 'shit' and 'vagina' a lot.
Example -
BARRY: All right Gary, how's your vagina?
GARY: It's shit, how's your vagina?
BARRY: It's bleedin' shit n'all.
GARY: Want to go down the bowling alley?
BARRY: No, it's full of shitting vaginas.
GARY: There might be girls there.
BARRY: Well shit my vagina, let's go.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 16 2009, 1:52 AM GMTThen I write a joke about incest.
It's all relative, unless you're adopted then it's OK to shag your mum. Even though your Dad is the one who adopted you.
Quote: Leevil @ November 16 2009, 1:56 AM GMTIt's all relative, unless you're adopted then it's OK to shag your mum. Even though your Dad is the one who adopted you.
STEP COUNTS!
(Curb Season 1 - The Group).
Yeah, but they also claim you can't pause toast.
Anyway, night, night! 
Chipolata woke up cold this morning. Time to break out the thick pyjamas? 
Why are people arseholes?
What's up bigfella?
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2009, 10:08 AM GMTChipolata woke up cold this morning. Time to break out the thick pyjamas?
You wear pyjamas?
Ellie is now cycling everywhere. Did an hour ride yesterday and 40 mins this morning to work.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 16 2009, 10:18 AM GMTEllie is now cycling everywhere.
Yay Ellie! 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 16 2009, 10:16 AM GMTYou wear pyjamas?
Is there an age at which you have to stop wearing kiddie pyjamas? He says with Bart Simpson emblazoned on his chest. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 16 2009, 10:16 AM GMTYou wear pyjamas?
Wearing pyjamas is the mark of a civilised human being. I even look forward to old age and senility, when I'll be able to get away with wearing pyjamas in the daytime too.