Suitable for Dawn?
What are you watching on TV? Page 1,035
Google it.
Well it sounds shit...
Graphic real gay sex, a man trying to suck himself off and ejaculating into his own face/mouth. It put me off my tea, I tells ya.
Still, it was the quickest wank I've had in a while.
Quote: Leevil @ November 16 2009, 1:20 AM GMTGraphic real gay sex, a man trying to suck himself off and ejaculating into his own face/mouth.
Well that's just "glamorising" gay sex, isn't it? Not one for IT David, methinks. They never needed recourse to that kind of behaviour in the evergreen 80s sitcom Joint Account, which showcased the joyful acting talents of the much-undervalued Hannah Gordon and the charming yet rogue-ish Peter Egan (sans fellatio). 
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I may beat my new record reading it.
Quote: Leevil @ November 16 2009, 1:20 AM GMTStill, it was the quickest wank I've had in a while.
Well, you don't want to let your tea get cold, do you?
I want to wipe that film from my memory 
If only for the bad acting and uninteresting plot.
But the jizzing in one's own face you can live with? 
If anything I got some useful tips.
I suspect it's the reason most men go to chiropractors.
That's where the term, "cracking one off" originated.
>_< 
Quote: Leevil @ November 16 2009, 1:20 AM GMTGraphic real gay sex, a man trying to suck himself off and ejaculating into his own face/mouth. It put me off my tea, I tells ya.
Still, it was the quickest wank I've had in a while.
Im not gonna check the previous page and assume you saw Shortbus? Gawd that movie stank . . .
Hollywoodland. The Adrian Brody investigation story was a bit rubbish, not least because George Reeves clearly killed himself. But the bits with Ben Affleck as the George, failing, were very good.