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Which non human life form would you shag? Page 7

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 8:51 PM GMT

If we get to do that, I pick Halle Berry from Catwoman. She wasn't a woman, right? She was Catwoman. Probably had cat DNA or something.

Oh dear. Huh?

*waits for angry comic book nerds to rain down fire and brimstone on poor Kevin Murphy*

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 8:51 PM GMT

If we get to do that, I pick Halle Berry from Catwoman. She wasn't a woman, right? She was Catwoman. Probably had cat DNA or something.

She had that horrible cat breath.

I'm up for the MILF robot from the 'For mash get Smash!" adverts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrer4vEY-1w

Plus, I'd quite happily have a threesome with Derek and Clive as muppets...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc&feature=related

Or Derek and Clive in 'Rainbow'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ehgBb4do8&feature=related

Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 8:56 PM GMT

She had that horrible cat breath.

And a lovely rough tongue.

;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 8:12 PM GMT

Why do I suspect SlagA already had a neatly-written list stored somewhere, in preparation for this very question? :P ;)

:D

You can tell how much of a lothario I was, that I needed a list of do-able non-humans. :( ... :)

Am I allowed Helena Bonham-Carter in Planet of the Apes? Only she was pretty hot.

Quote: Timbo @ November 15 2009, 11:41 PM GMT

Am I allowed Helena Bonham-Carter in Planet of the Apes? Only she was pretty hot.

Good call.

Bambi's Mum, please. (Before or after she's shot, I'm not fussy.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 11:57 PM GMT

Bambi's Mum, please. (Before or after she's shot, I'm not fussy.)

How about while shes being shot?

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2009, 12:01 AM GMT

How about while shes being shot?

I'd prefer it if Bambi were watching. As I recall he misses that bit. :(

A Henry. It's the way those beaudiful beady eyes look at me.

:D

I saw an Edward on Friday!

Are you guys talking about potatoes?

Quote: Aaron @ November 16 2009, 12:08 AM GMT

I saw an Edward on Friday!

:D

Image

Phwoar, he's a cutie all right!

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2009, 12:09 AM GMT

Are you guys talking about potatoes?

No but there's an idea! I'm up for anything.

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