Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 10:57 PM GMT'When gay dudes look in the mirror, do they get turned on by their own weiner?'
All praise 'The Todd'.
Lol....indeed. I love that quote.
To answer that rhetorical question...don't straight guys get turned on when they see something beautiful as well?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 10:53 PM GMTWell, absolutely, Morrace. I just find it very hard to believe that even a red-blooded, long-fingered, 100% heterosexual hasn't fancied a bit of cock at some stage.
Having attended a Roman Catholic Grammar School, Tim, I was offered cock many times but did the right thing and chose to fail my term tests.
I was at a comprehensive in the 80s, so thanks to teachers' unions industrial action, extra-curricular activities such as cock were withdrawn. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 11:10 PM GMTI was at a comprehensive in the 80s, so thanks to teachers' unions industrial action, extra-curricular activities such as cock were withdrawn.
But not too quickly I trust.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 11:10 PM GMTI was at a comprehensive in the 80s, so thanks to teachers' unions industrial action, extra-curricular activities such as cock were withdrawn.
I think withdrawing the cock prevents accidents
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:20 PM GMTI think withdrawing the cock prevents accidents
Surely that depends where it's placed to begin with?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 11:22 PM GMTSurely that depends where it's placed to begin with?
True....if it's in tight quarters it might get messy
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 10:57 PM GMT'When gay dudes look in the mirror, do they get turned on by their own weiner?'
I recently heard an American god-botherer talking about how porn, even straight porn, turns men gay. Apparently, Onanism focuses the desire on your own cock, therefore you start to like The Cock.
Quote: Griff @ November 15 2009, 11:25 PM GMTI don't know about anyone else, but I'm waiting for IT David's contribution to this thread.
Oh, he's been here already. One of his first posts, I think.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:24 PM GMTI recently heard an American god-botherer talking about how porn, even straight porn, turns men gay. Apparently, Onanism focuses the desire on your own cock, therefore you start to like The Cock.
Bloody ignorant bible thumping Americans...these are the same people who think I can be "cured" of my homosexuality. I've seen these supposed cured people. It's scary. They have the stiffness of Al Gore combined with the whitebread "charisma" of Phil Collins...and for some reason they all wear sweaters... *shivers*
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:28 PM GMTOh, he's been here already. One of his first posts, I think.
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:29 PM GMTBloody ignorant bible thumping Americans...these are the same people who think I can be "cured" of my homosexuality. I've seen these supposed cured people. It's scary. They have the stiffness of Al Gore combined with the whitebread "charisma" of Phil Collins...and for some reason they all wear sweaters... *shivers*
C**ts, but hilarious c**ts.
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:29 PM GMTThey have the stiffness of Al Gore
I'm not going to ask how you came across this information.
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:29 PM GMTBloody ignorant bible thumping Americans...these are the same people who think I can be "cured" of my homosexuality. I've seen these supposed cured people. It's scary. They have the stiffness of Al Gore combined with the whitebread "charisma" of Phil Collins...and for some reason they all wear sweaters... *shivers*
The "homosexual healer" sequence was one of the only funny bits in Bruno. Probably because he was a justifiable target. 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:24 PM GMTI recently heard an American god-botherer talking about how porn, even straight porn, turns men gay. Apparently, Onanism focuses the desire on your own cock, therefore you start to like The Cock.
By this logic would not any form of sexual activity result in gayness? It would be like God intended us to be gay all along.