sootyj
Sunday 15th November 2009 9:09pm
51,287 posts
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:15 PM GMT
Apparently, according to a recent Time Out survey of Londoners, 78% of women would consider having sex with Mayor Boris. Incredibly though, 71% of men would also consider it. Did they conduct this survey exclusively in Old Compton Street or something?
C'mon Tim you're surrounded by feral teen age girls being rude then...
He appears his blonde locks a leonine mane, illuminated against the night sky like a latter day Ivanhoe on a BMX.
"Unhand that anethatist you oiks!"
He bellows and they scatter like rats from his mayoral authority. Before sweeping you in his arms and saying
"Are you alright my sweet, there watermelon smiles are gone."
And then you just melt..