Sparklee
Friday 5th October 2007 8:37pm
Hartlepool
9 posts
Hi again very scared never done this before and not been on for ages hope you don't mind me having a go!!!! Any feed back too would be greatly appreciated
We are inside the waiting room of DR OTIS THEODORE TOPP a cosmetic surgeon at the cutting edge of embarassing illnesses. TRACEY has booked a consultation for ingrowing hair on her legs. AMBER the receptionist is at her desk bored filing her nails and taking what is obviously a personal call.
AMBER:.... So anyway I told him that there was no way I was gonna put up with that kinda behaviour. Hang on...O T Topp cosmetic consultations can I help?
TRACEY: Errrm yeah I have an appointment with Dr Topp at 9.30.
AMBERIN TO THE PHONE)i WILL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.... (GIGGLES)No they are not all freaks.......Yeah catch you later.Bye!! (TO TRACEY)Can I have your name please?
TRACEY: Yeah it's Tracey Sanderson.
AMBER: T.r.a.c.e.y. S.a.n.d.e.r.s.o.n. Aaah right there you are..OOOh ingrowing leg hair? Lovely, just take a seat please Dr Topp will be with you shortly.
TRACEY: Ok Thanks.
MAN ENTERS DOUG PROCEEDS TO THE RECEPTION DESK
SFX: BING BONG TRACEY SANDERSON EXAMINATION ROOM FOUR PLEASE...TRACEY SANDERSON EXAMINATION ROOM FOUR... THANKYOU.
AMBER: D.o.u.g.l.a.s S.m.i.t.h...Yes 10.00 Wonky Willie?? That must be troublesome would you prefer to stand?
SCENE 2 INT 9.30 EXAMINATION ROOM FOUR.
DR TOPP: So what seems to be the problem?
TRACEY: Well DR its my legs, I seem to h...
DR TOPP: Legs right..Ah ha
TRACEY: Yes I seem to have little in growing hairs all down my..
DR TOPP: In growing hairs, yes right.. Do they bother you?
TRACEY: Well yes I am very concious of them and they..
DR TOPP: Right then lets get you sorted.
TRACEY: What you think you can help?
DR TOPP: Yes dear I am sure of it I can have you cured in just a few minutes, hop up on to the couch..... Right lets hav a look how far up do the little blighters go?
TRACEY: They are mostly below the knees on my shins.
DR TOPP: Get yourself comfortable then and I will be back in just a tick with the right tool for the job.
TRACEY: So will you be using a laser or ultra violet rays or something?
(VOICE ONLY)
DR TOPP: Laser Dear? No.
SFX: SOUND OF CHAIN SAW STARTING UP
WE SEE TRACEY RUNNING THROUGH THE WAITING ROOM
TRACEY: He was going to use a bloody chain saw
TO DOUG NODDING TOWARDS HIS CROTCH
TRACEY: I would go now mate, it might be wonky but at least its still there.
THEY LEAVE THE WAITING ROOM
DR TOPP: I have done it again haven't I? I really must explain the new soundwave technology before I switch the machine on.