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Which non human life form would you shag? Page 6
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:33 AM GMTShe's a human cartoon married to a rabbit cartoon. Jeezus just cos you're called rabbit doesn't make you a rabbit.
But I can have the Cadbury's Caramel bunny? (I really would you know...)
Lois Griffin.
Quote: Paul W @ November 15 2009, 10:06 AM GMTLois Griffin.
Human human human.
Ok let's get this straight any representation of human being in other medias do not count. God can't you guys waste time on assinine threads properly?
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:05 AM GMTSome cats can be very sexy.
I've been toying with the idea of sticking a Snork up my arse. You have to place them carefully so the little breathing tube on the tops of their heads are facing outwards so they can get plenty of air.
I make some very sick porn, where I have been forcing Snorks and Smurfs to mate. And I sell their babies to Ant and Dec as ciggies, they love their Smurks.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 1:42 PM GMTI've been toying with the idea of sticking a Snork up my arse. You have to place them carefully so the little breathing tube on the tops of their heads are facing outwards so they can get plenty of air.
My kids watch that all the time on the Boomerang network! Thanks. Now I have to come up with a reason as to why I'm giggling when we watch it. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 1:45 PM GMTMy kids watch that all the time on the Boomerang network! Thanks. Now I have to come up with a reason as to why I'm giggling when we watch it.
Please God let there be an episode where they get trapped in a cave.
There probably is.
Has anyone said the girl from Species, the third terminator, and Mila in Fifth Element. All infinitely preferable to unicorns, hamsters etc.
And none of them are human - humanlike but not human. 
Why do I suspect SlagA already had a neatly-written list stored somewhere, in preparation for this very question? 
It's more like a shopping list for him.
Quote: SlagA @ November 15 2009, 8:08 PM GMTAll infinitely preferable to unicorns, hamsters etc.
Racist.
If we're going for humanoids - then I pick the Elf chick from Lord of the Rings played by Liv Tyler.
Plus Winona Ryder from Alien 4, Nicole Kidman's ghost from The Others and the robot pornstars of Andromeda.
If we get to do that, I pick Halle Berry from Catwoman. She wasn't a woman, right? She was Catwoman. Probably had cat DNA or something.