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I'm just gonna keep my Husqvarna chainsaw handy in case of rampant zombies.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 3:59 AM GMT

I'm just gonna keep my Husqvarna chainsaw handy in case of rampant zombies.

I wish I had enough trees to justify the purchase of a chainsaw ...

Get one in case of zombies. I'm in a housing complex and I've kept mine.

Quote: DaButt @ November 15 2009, 3:57 AM GMT

The Glocks are just so damned cheap and reliable. Barring a zombie apocalypse, it'll just stay locked in a safe anyway, so I have trouble justifying the expense.

If you're set on getting a Glock, wait until next year, the Generation 4 models will be coming out, so the one you want will be even cheaper.

If you have your heart set on a striker fired, polymer framed, high capacity pistol at a cheap price, have a look at the Springfield XDM's. Make sure it's an XDM and not an XD.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 4:03 AM GMT

If you have your heart set on a striker fired, polymer framed, high capacity pistol at a cheap price, have a look at the Springfield XDM's. Make sure it's an XDM and not an XD.

I'll take a look. I feel somewhat sheepish taking gun advice from someone in the UK. :)

Robyn is sleepy, but awake in anticipation of essay work. Unimpressed

It's good to see R.C fully embraced the culture with his time spent in the 'States.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:43 AM GMT

Ah, that's a lie. It's like when your car tells you the fuel tank's empty. You've always got

It really isn't. I didn't even get chance to say 'time to die!' - bastard battery gave out at 4% >_< . . .

Quote: DaButt @ November 15 2009, 4:13 AM GMT

I'll take a look. I feel somewhat sheepish taking gun advice from someone in the UK. :)

Racist.

I'll have you know that thanks to our stringent gun laws, British teenagers are using dogs to attack innocent people.

That's why I never leave the house without a Jack Russell tucked in the back of my jeans and two Chiuahuahs in ankle holsters.

Is that a poodle in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?

Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 2:06 PM GMT

Is that a poodle in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?

Very paw.

>_<

Quote: don rushmore @ November 15 2009, 2:11 PM GMT

Very paw.

>_<

That was ruff. I don't think I could take any more of your woofers and howlers.

(Arse, I'm turning into sootyj with my punnery)

I have just written a fairy story for my daily word count for my book, which is cheating but hey. :)

What's your word count? I find 250 is a nice round figure, and merits a few days celebratory holiday if completed.

I once wrote a dream sequence for something, just so I could say I had written for the day.

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