Which non human life form would you shag? Page 5

My explaination is in multiple choice joke response -

She's a Vulcan, so is therefore logical and doesn't show any emotions -

A) Just like my last girlfriend - except for the logic bit and the emotional bit

B) It would be like shagging Aaron with breasts

C) Even if you do your 'go to' move in bed, you'll end up killing yourself before even illiciting the smallest sigh

D) She only gets horny every 7 years - so again just like my last girlfriend

E) She won't laugh at your jokes, but on the plus side, she won't laugh at your willy either

F) You can finally do that 'Vulcanized Rubber' joke after you shag her

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 3:40 AM GMT

F) You can finally do that 'Vulcanized Rubber' joke after you shag her

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Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 3:40 AM GMT

When did this go from dirty to a cooking lesson?

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When we started making bacon?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 3:40 AM GMT

When did this go from dirty to a cooking lesson?

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Um, thanks?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 3:40 AM GMT

She's a Vulcan, so is therefore logical and doesn't show any emotions -

A) Just like my last girlfriend - except for the logic bit and the emotional bit

B) It would be like shagging Aaron with breasts

C) Even if you do your 'go to' move in bed, you'll end up killing yourself before even illiciting the smallest sigh

D) She only gets horny every 7 years - so again just like my last girlfriend

E) She won't laugh at your jokes, but on the plus side, she won't laugh at your willy either

F) You can finally do that 'Vulcanized Rubber' joke after you shag her

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So this is what you've been up to for the last 5 hours.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:46 AM GMT

So this is what you've been up to for the last 5 hours.

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Hey, you won't hear quality Star Trek gags like those outside of a Trekkie Convention - or sootyj's basement.

Are your Trekkies as nerdy as ours?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 3:53 AM GMT

sootyj's basement.

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Or 'Deep Space Nine' as he calls it.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 3:54 AM GMT

Are your Trekkies as nerdy as ours?

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Well, there probably are conventions over here, but I think we have a law to make sure they can't be held anywhere near normal people or something...

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:57 AM GMT

Or 'Deep Space Nine' as he calls it.

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You can't beat a British Trekkie dressed as Klingon with a Birmingham accent, it has to be seen to be believed.

The only thing that topped that was an Imperial Stormtrooper I once saw with a West Country accent. There's something about the way he said 'Rebel Scum' that has me laughing to this day.

As David Prowse (who suited-up as Darth Vader) has a West Country accent, I would have really loved it if they'd kept his voice in instead of dubbing him over with James Earl Jones. With 'The Wurzels' music playing during battle scenes.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 4:03 AM GMT

As David Prowse (who suited-up as Darth Vader) has a West Country accent, I would have really loved it if they'd kept his voice in instead of dubbing him over with James Earl Jones. With 'The Wurzels' music playing during battle scenes.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 4:03 AM GMT

As David Prowse (who suited-up as Darth Vader) has a West Country accent, I would have really loved it if they'd kept his voice in instead of dubbing him over with James Earl Jones. With 'The Wurzels' music playing during battle scenes.

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'Activate the trac-tooor beam.'

The Cadburys Caramel Rabbit : http://tabootrinity.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/6a00d8341c2f0953ef0112796b900f28a4-500wi.jpg

(P.S. How do you make an image appear in your post rather than just the link?)
I tried encompassing it with <img src="url" />