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Which non human life form would you shag? Page 4

I like to eat after sex. Two birds imo.

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I'd prefer the virginal qualities of a Jam Doughnut myself. Cool

Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 3:03 AM GMT

I'd prefer the virginal qualities of a Jam Doughnut myself. Cool

Laughing out loud

Contender for my new sig?

*big thumbs up* :)

jelly stick.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 3:18 AM GMT

jelly stick.

I don't think we have them over here. Oh, wait, you call jam "jelly"...Errr Nope, picture please. :)

Yeah, jam stick. Nice one, Tim Rolling eyes

Huh? :$ Teary

If it were made of jam. Would that make her a Jam Tart?

My brain hurts! :S

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Behold! The jelly stick!

Bad word choice, using behold. Sorry. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:22 AM GMT

Oh, wait, you call jam "jelly"...Errr Nope, picture please. :)

Not exactly.

Your jelly = our Jell-O.
Your jam = our jam.
Our jelly = whatever you call your jam, but without out any solid chunks of fruit.

I *think* that's right.

There's traditional jam, with fruit and seeds in and there's also jam which looks heavily processed.

When did this go from dirty to a cooking lesson?

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