Or maybe one of these?
Both? I have about a thousand bucks burning a hole in my pocket and I'd rather not waste it on Christmas gifts for my little brats. 
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Battery: 5%
All these moments will be lost. Like tears in rain . . .
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 15 2009, 1:39 AM GMTLaptop battery: 8% remaining - almost time to leave . . .
Ah, that's a lie. It's like when your car tells you the fuel tank's empty. You've always got
Is glad to see the water has calmed around here a bit.
This makes Leevil want to stay, but look at the time!
Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 2:50 AM GMTIs glad to see the water has calmed around here a bit.
Now that you and your shitty clique has chased all the cool people away! 
Randy!
I'm still here! 
Oh, I see what you mean... 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 2:52 AM GMT
Sorry, I know women hate the "c" word and I should have chosen my words more carefully.
No, I just didn't want to see everybody get all riled up again.
Quote: DaButt @ November 15 2009, 2:52 AM GMTNow that you and your shitty clique has chased all the cool people away!
Warriors, come out and play-ay!
Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 2:59 AM GMTWarriors, come out and play-ay!
:: Searches for another beer bottle to complete the clinky ensemble ::
Right, I'm off!
Quote: DaButt @ November 15 2009, 1:10 AM GMTThinking about going to the gun show tomorrow and picking up one of these. Cheap and efficient when it comes to killing zombies.
Noooo! Not another Glock owner! I know they are the Toyota of the handgun world with their reliability, but they look like bricks and the grip angle is just wrong. Plus Glock owners are even more boring then Toyota owners.
The S&W 686 is a sweet revolver though, so find a cheap one and get yourself something decent like a Sig 226 or a Walther P99 instead of that Glock.
Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 3:44 AM GMTRight, I'm off!
Night.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 15 2009, 3:50 AM GMTThe S&W 686 is a sweet revolver though, so find a cheap one and get yourself something decent like a Sig 226 or a Walther P99 instead of that Glock.
The Glocks are just so damned cheap and reliable. Barring a zombie apocalypse, it'll just stay locked in a safe anyway, so I have trouble justifying the expense.