Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 15 2009, 1:38 AM GMTI see no one has gone for an inanimate object yet . . .
Coorrr grrr eeeh, extra.
Which non human life form would you shag? Page 3
Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.
Quote: NickTheDon @ November 15 2009, 1:40 AM GMTAriel from The Little Mermaid, anyone?
Although I have to say, f**k knows where her vagina is.
Well if you wanted anal you could wait till she provided a long stringy poo that annoying lobster thing would eat.
Long time no see Nick!
Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMTAny non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.
This sleaze bucket reckon they look like they make Jordan look flat chested.
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMTWell if you wanted anal you could wait till she provided a long stringy poo that annoying lobster thing would eat.
Long time no see Nick!
I don't know if I could stoop that low. I'd definitely let her suck me off though.
(I kept on forgetting to come back here, I've missed great threads like these)
Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMTAny non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.
A brave attempt to raise the tone of the conversation. Bravo, young lady! 
Right, what was all this about f**king cartoon mermaids again?
Have you been wasting your time having a life, going out in daylight and stuff.
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMTThis sleaze bucket reckon they look like they make Jordan look flat chested.
Ha!
Is un possible.
Quote: NickTheDon @ November 15 2009, 1:46 AM GMTI don't know if I could stoop that low. I'd definitely let her suck me off though.
The list of anything with a mouth that I'd let suck me off grows shorter by the year...
It's the John Holmes land.
Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMTAny non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.
I reckon it's a pair of cock-less testicles.
This cheesecake would get it:
Ha, ok fair enough, I can't fight that one sooty.
Women are now redundant.
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:48 AM GMTIt's the John Holmes land.
Ha! Where's that Murphy? You see, there is a God! 
eh?
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:54 AM GMTeh?
That blasted heathen Kevin. 