Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 15 2009, 12:51 AM GMTMorrissey. No question.
He'd only write a song about it. 'You're the One for Me, Stotty'.
Who would you go gay for? Page 4
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 15 2009, 12:54 AM GMTSaw a German film the other night called 'Flame and Citroen'. I'd go gay for Flame . . .
Flaming is the best way to go gay 
FLAME ON . . . !
In all serious I'd have to say, stand-up comedian Paul Sinha, if only to bring an 18 year long issue between us to some sort of closure - and perhaps provide him with the starting point for his next Edinburgh show. 
(I can get a plug for Sinha in any thread. Go see him.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:14 AM GMTIn all serious I'd have to say, stand-up comedian Paul Sinha, if only to bring an 18 year long issue between us to some sort of closure - and perhaps provide him with the starting point for his next Edinburgh show.
Why hasn't Paul broken in to the mainstream yet, Tim? He's be around a fair while now hasn't he?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:14 AM GMTIn all serious I'd have to say, stand-up comedian Paul Sinha
He looks like a mentalist. In the Derren Brown sense of the word.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 15 2009, 1:17 AM GMTWhy hasn't Paul broken in to the mainstream yet, Tim? He's be around a fair while now hasn't he?
Oh, I don't know, he's doing more radio now. Be nice to see him get a shot on HIGNFY. I think he likes the circuit a lot though. And his quizzes, the nerd. Perhaps never having slept with me has somehow held him back? 
I'd go gay for Jennifer Saunders. If I was a woman. Which I'm unfortunately not. But I'd be glad to pretend to be a bisexual lady, if Jennifer ever fancied a night of lesbian sex with me. I'm also up for drunken lezza frolics with Helen Mirren.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:20 AM GMTOh, I don't know, he's doing more radio now. Be nice to see him get a shot on HIGNFY. I think he likes the circuit a lot though. And his quizzes, the nerd.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 1:17 AM GMTHe looks like a mentalist. In the Derren Brown sense of the word.
Needs to change that picture. It's been up there for about 5 years. And he doesn't even get his gig list updated on there now! (*whispers* But you can look them all up on Chortle )
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ November 15 2009, 1:21 AM GMTI'd go gay for Jennifer Saunders. If I was a woman. Which I'm unfortunately not. But I'd be glad to pretend to be a bisexual lady, if Jennifer ever fancied a night of lesbian sex with me. I'm also up for drunken lezza frolics with Helen Mirren.
That's a cheat punishable by licking 200lbs of Nutella off of Dawn French after she's been jumping and down. Whilst she reads from Lady Chatterly's Lover in her unfunny West Country Accent.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 15 2009, 1:22 AM GMT
He did tell a couple of jokes/stories about me in one of his first Edinburgh full-length shows. Fortunately, he didn't mention my name.
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 1:02 AM GMTFlaming is the best way to go gay
To turn the question around for you, Jeff, if you had to go straight...?
Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 15 2009, 1:00 AM GMTHe'd only write a song about it. 'You're the One for Me, Stotty'.
You're the One I really, really love
And you're so gay
Promise you're gay
If I'm going to pay
You're the One for me, Stotty
You've the bum I really, really love
And I will spray
Promise I can spray
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey
All I'm about to say
Some hope; lovely pubic hair
All I'm about to say
Some hope; and lovely hair
Hoe...
You're the One for me, Stotty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will pay
Promise I can pay
If I'm up your way
Your'sthe One for me, botty
You're the One I really, really love
And I'm so gay
Promise you're gay
If I'm ever up your way
A-hey
All I'm about to say
Some dope; and anal tears
All I'm about to say
Some rope; and pulled hairs
Oh, oh ...
You're the One for me, Stotty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey
You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One for me, gay gaay
gaay
gaay
gaay
Is Josie Long a lesbian gay? She's lovely. I want to be her mate.
I don't think she's a lesbian.