Unfortunately, the housing complex I live in has a habit of letting all kinds of sex offenders in. They really shouldn't, as there are tons of kids that are "blessed" with parents with no parenting skills who don't keep track of them. I don't let my kids go out to play unless I'm there and I end up watching about 15 other kids too. And then I usually end up making them dinner.
But having a famous one would be nice as he would be recognizable.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 11:05 PM GMTIn terms of Glam Rockers, Der Glitterzen is probably the worst choice as a new neighbour. At least Alvin Stardust would stop your brats getting run over and Noddy Holder could at least let you know when it was Christmas.
So could Roy Wood - I Wish it Could be Christmas Everyday, but then so could Les Matthews from Mud - It'll Be Lonely This Christmas, as could David Bowie - Merry Christmas Mr lawrence, and so too could Mr Glitter himself for that matter - Another Rock n Roll Christmas, so really almost any available glam rock star would be able to let you know when it's Christmas, which is possibly exactly how they make their living these days.
Sausage is chorizo, I believe, and nowhere near as funny.
Quote: Griff @ November 14 2009, 12:21 PM GMT"Paloma" means "Dove".
That's a damn shame. I may have to deliberately forget that fact. "One White Sausage" is just too good a title.
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ November 13 2009, 11:51 PM GMTOut of interest does anyone still listen to Gary Glitter's albums?
I listen to Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas without any guilt or shame. I'm not really aware of his work otherwise. I do know someone whose favourite artist was Gary Glitter - until the paedo shitstorm kicked off. The big wimp then dropped his allegiance.
Quote: Oldrocker @ November 14 2009, 12:16 AM GMTIs that true?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 14 2009, 12:29 AM GMTThe image is rattling around in my brain somewhere. Did I "make" that image? Could Jack Straw get me?
He'd probably invent some nutjob law, slip it in as an ammendment to another bill passing through the House, and have it apply retrospectively.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 14 2009, 12:16 PM GMTEr, seeing as Una Paloma Blanca means One White Sausage (I think) in English, is this a wise idea, I wonder?
Surely it means "one white sausage" in Spanish? 
(Or whichever nutjob language it is.)
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 14 2009, 12:29 PM GMTso could Les Matthews Gray from Mud - It'll Be Lonely This Christmas
Well, apart from the whole being dead thing, yes.
Ah but that doesn't matter in Les Gray's case does it, as it was the Les Gray ventriloquist's dummy who actually sang the song live on Top of The Pops anyway. I'm sure he's still working.
Radio 1 DJs Tribute To Gary Glitter on 'Children In Need'
And one of the severest punishments for relocating Gary Glitter is that he could end-up having to hold a conversation with this young woman...
*snores*
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 14 2009, 7:06 PM GMTAnd one of the severest punishments for relocating Gary Glitter is that he could end-up having to hold a conversation with this young woman...
*snores*
Did you see the video responses under this vid?
Ha!
I know a guy who goes to Thailand twice a year to listen to Gary Glitter albums. He's also visited Cambodia on at least one occasion, to buy a pirate Gary Glitter CD. Not only that, but he's also downloaded a sickening amount of Gary Glitter material from Pirate Bay.
I would report him to the appropriate authorities, but I'm concerned that I could be prosecuted as an accessory to child rape, as I inadvertently listened to a few seconds of Rock 'n' Roll on his computer, before becoming violently sick when I realised who was singing it. I'm also worried that the catchy chorus that now regularly plays in my head might make me a paedophile. What should I do?
I have a friend who buys cartoon strips off the internet of Gary Glitter being interviewed over having a billion gigabytes of dodgy porn. Where as I know Gary is not being directly hurt by this exchange, I worry this desire for Gary Glitter images may move into darker areas. He has recently been pestering Mud on their facebook page,
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ November 15 2009, 12:50 AM GMTI know a guy who goes to Thailand twice a year to listen to Gary Glitter albums. He's also visited Cambodia on at least one occasion, to buy a pirate Gary Glitter CD. Not only that, but he's also downloaded a sickening amount of Gary Glitter material from Pirate Bay.
I would report him to the appropriate authorities, but I'm concerned that I could be prosecuted as an accessory to child rape, as I inadvertently listened to a few seconds of Rock 'n' Roll on his computer, before becoming violently sick when I realised who was singing it. I'm also worried that the catchy chorus that now regularly plays in my head might make me a paedophile. What should I do?
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 12:55 AM GMTI have a friend who buys cartoon strips off the internet of Gary Glitter being interviewed over having a billion gigabytes of dodgy porn. Where as I know Gary is not being directly hurt by this exchange, I worry this desire for Gary Glitter images may move into darker areas. He has recently been pestering Mud on their facebook page,
Quote: Jack Massey @ November 13 2009, 4:18 PM GMTJust read the headlines in my local paper. I live in an area of Greater Manchester called Saddleworth. I've just read that disgraced pop star Gary Glitter is house hunting in the area- http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/32426/shamed-rock-star-househunting-in-saddleworth
Worringly, there are many houses round my way that are up for sale. I'm for all this rehabilitation, but I don't want Gary Glitter in my neighbourhood.
I feel for you. I really do. What he did to those children was dispicable. A disgrace.