A sketch what me and Leevil wrote any feedback would be welcome especially for the first bit of dialogue that we are not sure works. Thanks
SCENE 1. LABORITORY INT. DAY
TWO SCIENTISTS ARE STANDING IN A LABORITORY
SCIENTIST 1:
Er Professor
SCIENTIST 2:
Yes
SCIENTIST 1:
You know those human/cow embryos that we’re developing
SCIENTIST 2:
The ones which can breastfeed themselves?
SCIENTIST 1:
Yep, I think they’ve caught Foot and Mouth
SCIENTIST 2:
What!?!
SCIENTIST 1:
And Blue tongue
SCIENTIST 2:
Jesus!
SCIENTIST 1:
And because we refused to give them MMR jabs I think they have measles aswell. What are we going to do?
SCIENTIST 2:
I told you we should have set up the lab in Malawi then Madonna could have adopted them.
SCIENTIST 1:
Erm are you sure we didn’t accidentally use the Hitler Gene?
SCIENTIST 2:
Yep, why do you ask.
SCIENTIST 1:
Well I think they’ve formed a military junta and are putting down an uprising by the shaven mice. I knew it was a mistake to go against God.
SCIENTIST 2:
I thought we were going against nature
SCIENTIST 1:
Well we have nine black and white babies with udders; someone’s definitely going to be pissed.
I still don't know if anyone of you thought it was good or not. 
