Along with Peter File, Kitty Fiddler, Jeremy Chiles-rapist, Bod O Mite, Sid and Noncy, Rose Hypnol and Amanda Boy-love.
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Quote: Michael O'Connor @ November 14 2009, 12:03 AM GMTIn fact, you're not even allowed to mention his name, as it might lead you into thinking about what he did with young girls, thereby creating child pornography in your brain.
I walked past two chav teenagers f**king in an alley about a year ago while I was going to buy smokes.
I didn't actually see it going in or anything, and they were both fully clothed. But does that matter? I still witnessed an act of (probably) illegal copulation.
The image is rattling around in my brain somewhere. Did I "make" that image? Could Jack Straw get me?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 14 2009, 12:29 AM GMTThe image is rattling around in my brain somewhere. Did I "make" that image? Could Jack Straw get me?
You're harboring child pornography in your brain and deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 14 2009, 12:29 AM GMTI walked past two chav teenagers f**king in an alley about a year ago while I was going to buy smokes.
I didn't actually see it going in or anything, and they were both fully clothed. But does that matter? I still witnessed an act of (probably) illegal copulation.
The image is rattling around in my brain somewhere. Did I "make" that image? Could Jack Straw get me?
The very fact that you remember this makes you guilty. And now that you have posted a message about it, you are quite likely to be downloading even more sickening images to your mental hard drive. Mental image chav teenagers possibly doing something illegal in an alley need to be protected from people like you.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 14 2009, 12:29 AM GMTCould Jack Straw get me?
No, but beware the Spanish Inquisition !
Nobody expects them y'know.
Quote: DaButt @ November 14 2009, 12:36 AM GMTYou're harboring child pornography in your brain and deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
And the worst thing is, last night I'm pretty sure I sensed Uri Geller downloading it from my mind.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 14 2009, 12:40 AM GMTAnd the worst thing is, last night I'm pretty sure I sensed Uri Geller downloading it from my mind.
Uri Geller? What a f**king bender.
Quote: DaButt @ November 14 2009, 12:44 AM GMTUri Geller? What a f**king bender.
He said it was for "a friend", but I've no idea who he could be referring to.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 14 2009, 12:45 AM GMTHe said it was for "a friend", but I've no idea who he could be referring to.
Jacko is fiddling and diddling from beyond the grave?
There's a story about a spectral Michael Jackson stalking Hampstead Heath. I know I left it in here somewhere. http://pebbles09.blogspot.com/
But never mind that. I'm more concerned about the fact that I once became sexually aroused during an episode of Barney. It had nothing to do with the TV show in question. I wasn't even watching it, as I was far more interested in the babysitter who was performing oral sex on me at the time, while my child slept upstairs. Does the fact that there were children on TV while this was taking place make me a pervert?
Quote: Griff @ November 14 2009, 12:08 AM GMTAlso you aren't allowed to put 'LITTER' bins near school playgrounds in case someone writes a 'G' on them.
(What's up with you this week, Griff, have you been taking special funny pills? And if so, have you got any spare?)
I wrote you a song on the subject Jack, apologies to Smoke, Living next door to Alice.
Massey called when he got the word,
And she said: "I suppose you've heard -
About Garry".
When I rushed to the window,
And I looked outside,
And I could hardly believe my eyes -
As a big limousine rolled up
Into my's drive...
Oh, I don't know why he's coming,
Or where he's gonna go,
I guess he's gonna be sleazin',
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four hours
I'll been living next door to Gary.
Twenty-four hours too hang him make him dance,
To slice his dirty eel, and maybe end his second chance,
Now I've got to get used to riot killing next door to Gary...
We feared together,
The kids in the park,
We carved our initials,
Deep in his arse,
Me with malice.
Now he walks through the door,
With his head held high,
Just for a moment, I struck his eye,
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Into Garry's drive.
Oh, I don't know why he's coming
Or when he's gonna go,
I guess he's a paedo sleazin,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four hours
I'll been living next door to Gary.
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To get a mob together, and maybe get our biggest chance
Now we gotta get used to killing the c**t with malice...
And Massey called back and asked how he smelt,
And she said: "I know how to help -
rid of Gary".
She said: "Now Gary is gone,
But I'm still here,
You know I've been waiting
now lets get the queers..."
And a big limousine dissapeared...
We all know why he's leaving,
And where the's bodys gone,
I guess we had our reasons
But courts don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four hours
We've been living next door to Garry.
Twenty-four hours just taking our a chance,
To show him how we feel, and post his cock to France,
And now we're very happy not to be living next door to Garry....
For NewsRevue?
Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2009, 7:30 PM GMTYou could hide behind bushes and sing "Una Paloma Blanca" or put up posters inviting people to be in your gang.
Er, seeing as Una Paloma Blanca means One White Sausage (I think) in English, is this a wise idea, I wonder?
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 14 2009, 12:16 PM GMTEr, seeing as Una Paloma Blanca means One White Sausage (I think) in English,
If this is true, it's probably the funniest thing I've heard all week.