Quote: Jack Massey @ November 13 2009, 5:51 PM GMTYou could come to one of my wife swapping parties.
No thanks Jack. (thanks for the photo, though)
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Quote: Jack Massey @ November 13 2009, 4:18 PM GMTJust read the headlines in my local paper. I live in an area of Greater Manchester called Saddleworth. I've just read that disgraced pop star Gary Glitter is house hunting in the area- http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/32426/shamed-rock-star-househunting-in-saddleworth
Worringly, there are many houses round my way that are up for sale. I'm for all this rehabilitation, but I don't want Gary Glitter in my neighbourhood.
NIMBY!
I wouldn't mind him living near me. In fact, I'd welcome it. The grotty little kids might be kept inside by their parents that way.
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 4:21 PM GMTI can see how you wouldn't want to spoil Saddleworth Moor's child-friendly reputation.
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2009, 6:31 PM GMTI wouldn't mind him living near me. In fact, I'd welcome it. The grotty little kids might be kept inside by their parents that way.
More paedos = fewer chavs on the street? I like that idea!
Exxxxxxxxxxxxxactly!
You could hide behind bushes and sing "Una Paloma Blanca" or put up posters inviting people to be in your gang.
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 4:21 PM GMTI can see how you wouldn't want to spoil Saddleworth Moor's child-friendly reputation.
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2009, 7:28 PM GMTExxxxxxxxxxxxxactly!
You spelt exactly wrong.
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2009, 7:28 PM GMTExxxxxxxxxxxxxactly!
You spelt exactly wrong.
Well I suppose there must be moor then one paedophile in Saddleworth.
In terms of Glam Rockers, Der Glitterzen is probably the worst choice as a new neighbour. At least Alvin Stardust would stop your brats getting run over and Noddy Holder could at least let you know when it was Christmas.
Quote: Morrace @ November 13 2009, 6:25 PM GMTNo thanks Jack. (thanks for the photo, though)
Out of interest does anyone still listen to Gary Glitter's albums?
You're not allowed to listen to Gary Glitter albums anymore. In fact, you're not even allowed to mention his name, as it might lead you into thinking about what he did with young girls, thereby creating child pornography in your brain. You should forget that he ever existed and report any mentions of him to the appropriate authorities. I mentioned him a few times in my blog http://pebbles09.blogspot.com/ in an article about him and now I'm on the sex offenders register and Harriet Harman is going to cut off my testicles.
You have been warned.
Surely Leister will have to change it's name for similar reasons?
Quote: Griff @ November 14 2009, 12:08 AM GMTAlso you aren't allowed to put 'LITTER' bins near school playgrounds in case someone writes a 'G' on them.
Is that true?
Quote: Griff @ November 14 2009, 12:19 AM GMTThere really should be a Viz character called Mo Lester.
That very much depends on what you mean by "true".
