Just read the headlines in my local paper. I live in an area of Greater Manchester called Saddleworth. I've just read that disgraced pop star Gary Glitter is house hunting in the area- http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/32426/shamed-rock-star-househunting-in-saddleworth
Worringly, there are many houses round my way that are up for sale. I'm for all this rehabilitation, but I don't want Gary Glitter in my neighbourhood.
I thought they executed him already.
Probably better to have a high profile paedo than one operating under the radar?
But I get your point.
Quote: Jack Massey @ November 13 2009, 4:18 PM GMTI'm for all this rehabilitation, but I don't want Gary Glitter in my neighbourhood.
So you're all for rehabilitation for paedophiles in your neighbourhood, as long as it's not Gary Glitter then?
If anyone's capable of sniffing out Keith Bennett...
Spooky. We wrote a series of sketches called 'Gary Glitter Lives Next Door' and we've been in the process of filming them. 
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 4:36 PM GMTI wonder if Glitter's on some paedo website right now typing "I might end up having to live next door to that Jack Massey from BSG".
Now all together...
"Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Fiddler?"
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 4:36 PM GMTI wonder if Glitter's on some paedo website right now typing "I might end up having to live next door to that Jack Massey from BSG".
Well I just had half a dozen paedo traps installed by Rentokill. They're like mouse traps, only larger and with pictures of McCauley Kalkin.
I confess I actually killed Mcheal Jackson and dumped him in my recycling bin (and yes it was the purple paedo recycling bin).
You mean Glitter could make Jack off?
Quote: Jack Massey @ November 13 2009, 4:18 PM GMTWorringly, there are many houses round my way that are up for sale. I'm for all this rehabilitation, but I don't want Gary Glitter in my neighbourhood.
So if Gary Glitter does move into Jack's neighbourhood, that'll mean Jack will move out.
Worryingly, there are many houses round my way that are up for sale.
In 2033 a man called Jack Massey will appear on X Factor singing:
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Glitter.. Glitter, Glitter, up the Gary Glitter.'
What do you call a paedo only seen in Winter? Gary Gritter.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ November 13 2009, 5:02 PM GMTIn 2033 a man called Jack Massey will appear on X Factor singing:
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Glitter.. Glitter, Glitter, up the Gary Glitter.'
What do you call a paedo only seen in Winter? Gary Gritter.
Thought that was a Japanese paedophile?
Ha Sootyj just gone racist, how do you like me now beeyatches?
Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2009, 5:03 PM GMTThought that was a Japanese paedophile?
Touche.
Quote: Morrace @ November 13 2009, 4:55 PM GMTSo if Gary Glitter does move into Jack's neighbourhood, that'll mean Jack will move out.
Worryingly, there are many houses round my way that are up for sale.
You could come to one of my wife swapping parties.