Gregor Shamsa
Thursday 19th November 2009 4:52am
Liverpool
184 posts
Government research claims lesbians make the best parents and children prosper when raised by two women: great news for Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.
Simon Cowell caught Jedward watching internet porn. Turned it was just the live stream of I'm A Celebrity. Outraged, Cowell has given them a picture of himself to use instead.
I'm A Celebrity viewers were appalled when Colin claimed Justin could tell the flavour of an ice pop just by sitting on it.
Jordan has had three novels published. She's the only bestselling author who has written more books than she's read.
Jordan was a pioneer. Before her, British celebrity sex tape was something John Leslie used to restrain dates.
The SFA deny it was merely putting George Burley out of his (and our) misery, but wish him all the best at Dignitas.
Wales coach John Toshack said his players were hungrier, having heard about Scotland's leeky defence.
The cost of Glasgow's staging of the 2014 Commonwealth Games has risen to £454m as organisers need to build a separate village to house Caster Semenya's penis.
I don't watch Children In Need – if I wanted to laugh at famous faces begging in front of a one-eyed bear, I'd spy on Cabinet meetings.
The Pope and the Queen are to meet when he visits Scotland in September. If it's held at Ibrox, spectators will be provided with binoculars, laxatives and a plastic cup.
Contraceptive experts say raising alcohol price 60p a unit would save 900 lives a year.