And there are some people who can't remember anything about it.
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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 13 2009, 11:39 AM GMTAnd there are some people who can't remember anything about it.
I remember chatting to you, Kevin, we were the last to leave, in fact. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2009, 11:31 AM GMTNot really. At the last meet there were plenty who hadn't yet met each other. Sammy came along and she had only just joined.
Well ok then. Guess I'll give it a go
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2009, 11:31 AM GMTNot really. At the last meet there were plenty who hadn't yet met each other. Sammy came along and she had only just joined.
But then she did know that half of the male members fancied her, so can't have been too nervous. 
Can I just say that even though Sammy has been to my house and sampled by quorn cookery, absolutely nothing untoward happened. Not while I was busy molesting Matt Stott anyway.
I heard that Stott gets passed around like a chicken bucket.
Quote: Leevil @ November 13 2009, 1:36 PM GMTI heard that Stott gets passed around like a chicken bucket.
It's fair to say that Ricketts and I have nailed that bitch like a crucifix.
Jesus! You f**ked him back to the bible?
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2009, 12:57 PM GMTBut then she did know that half of the male members fancied her, so can't have been too nervous.
Don't think I can rely on that kind of defensive mind set.
Quote: scratchyr @ November 13 2009, 3:05 PM GMTDon't think I can rely on that kind of defensive mind set.
Just put up a picture of your bum cheeks and you'll be fine.
Oh and Chappers might make it - something about giving the nursing home guards the slip or summat - it's hard to tell, he kind of phases in and out of coherence.
Quote: David Bussell @ November 13 2009, 1:27 PM GMTCan I just say that even though Sammy has been to my house and sampled by quorn cookery, absolutely nothing untoward happened. Not while I was busy molesting Matt Stott anyway.
And can I just say that I wasn't told until I had finished that I had just eaten quorn. I felt cheated.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 13 2009, 3:11 PM GMTAnd can I just say that I wasn't told until I had finished that I had just eaten quorn. I felt cheated.
David Bussell and his hot quorn antics. Is there no stopping that cheeky fellow?
Is there? 
Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2009, 12:57 PM GMTBut then she did know that half of the male members fancied her, so can't have been too nervous.
The other half were eyeing me up, so I felt quite comfortable too.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 3:13 PM GMTDavid Bussell and his hot quorn antics. Is there no stopping that cheeky fellow?
Is there?
The sly look on his face as he told me . . . 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 13 2009, 3:11 PM GMTAnd can I just say that I wasn't told until I had finished that I had just eaten quorn.
Quorn? That isn't how you spell Rohypnol.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 3:11 PM GMTJust put up a picture of your bum cheeks and you'll be fine.
To be honest that's pretty much the same as my real face. Just a different beard.