Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 10:58 AM GMTCURT: Here in Canada, we import Brazilian crapacinos grown in the arse clefts of quadraplegic beach volley ball players.
Almost right except Curt will bang on endlessly about Tim Hortons and probably show that image of a bloke drinking a comically large Tim Hortons. When infact Tim Hortons are well known for importing US toxic waste.
I personally only make coffee by boiling Civett cats to death.
You got there ahaead of me Griff re the shit coffee. Never had it myself.
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 11:02 AM GMTI believe Sootyj drinks coffee that has been shat out of the arse of a civet cat?
At a $1000 a kilo, Sootyj wishes to one day be wealthy enough to have the piss taken on this subject accurately.
Quote: Tony Cowards @ November 13 2009, 11:02 AM GMTCosta Coffee, so named because when you're in there you go "F**k me! Look at the costa coffee!"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for 'God Save The King'
Apparently a similar result can be found with coffee beans excreted by Sumatran monkeys.
Great I've been barred from London Zoo...again.
Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2009, 11:05 AM GMTGreat I've been barred from London Zoo...again.
Why do 'London Zoo' keep rescinding your ban, sooty? Don't they see where their altruism gets them? For that matter, why does Aaron keep rescinding... (at this point Tim thought better of it)
I've never been banned by BCG!
As for London Zoo, I'm the only guy willing to discipline the penguins.
2 weeks of penguin related malarkey and they're begging for my return.
Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2009, 11:11 AM GMTI've never been banned by BCG!
I wasn't referring to you, you silly sausage! 
Italy is great for coffee but Utah does a lovely Latte Day Saint. >_<
I preffer the coffee made by monks who box with prostitutes.
The Capu-chin-hoes.
It's a little known fact that Starbucks is actually a cheap rip-off of Seattle's original coffee house, Skywalkers.
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 11:20 AM GMTOoh! Good 70s TV gag.
Cheers, needless to say it doesn't work at a comedy club, am saving it for my booking at a Sci-Fi convention.
I'm very much a tea drinker but have recently started to enjoy having the odd milky coffee, does this make me a deviant?
Quote: Tony Cowards @ November 13 2009, 11:23 AM GMTI'm very much a tea drinker but have recently started to enjoy having the odd milky coffee, does this make me a deviant?
Well Tony, if your idea of a milky coffee is ejaculating into the mug then you are indeed a deviant. 
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 11:26 AM GMTHe did say it was an "odd milky coffee".
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ November 13 2009, 11:26 AM GMTWell Tony, if your idea of a milky coffee is ejaculating into the mug then you are indeed a deviant.
How else are you supposed to get the froth on the top?