Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:22 AM GMTEnough of your medical problems.
You've still got it, big man!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:22 AM GMTEnough of your medical problems.
You've still got it, big man!
Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:19 AM GMTTea from a small perferated bag.
Spelling Timothy!
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 8:42 AM GMTI met a woman once who claimed with a straight face that she'd "invented the Frappucino".
When people started asking for "an extra shot", I knew it was all over for this country.
Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:23 AM GMTYou've still got it, big man!
I'll return it to you after I've done, cheers.
Quote: Marc P @ November 13 2009, 10:24 AM GMTSpelling Timothy!
I knew as I was wroting it it were wrong.
Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:14 AM GMTI'm a tea man.
Like a tea lady? You bring people tea?
I don't drink coffee...
Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:26 AM GMTI'll return it to you after I've done, cheers.
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 10:44 AM GMTMost depressing coffee shop in London at the moment is the "Central Perk" Friends cafe. It looks absolutely shit and last time I walked past there were armies of tourists queueing up to waste their lives going there.
Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 10:44 AM GMTTake note MikeyJ! Coffee shop sketches are, like, over.
*Mikey J shreds two gross of coffee shop-related sketches and puns*
It's not too many years ago that people who carried mobile phones were soundly ridiculed. I miss those days.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 13 2009, 10:53 AM GMTIt's not too many years ago that people who carried mobile phones were soundly ridiculed. I miss those days.
And people with facial piercings.
Balls. One mention of coffee and the snobs come crawling out of the woodwork to have heated discussions about who makes the best cup of liquid crap.
GRIFF: I only like authentic Italian depressos ground by blind monks in the Vatican.
CURT: Here in Canada, we import Brazilian crapacinos grown in the arse clefts of quadraplegic beach volley ball players.
ME: Zzzzzzzzz
Coffee tastes disgusting, it does. Give it to a small child and they'll spit it out on the ground and try not to throw up.
The fact that there's enough of you suckas out there willing to blow £2 for a plastic cup of this rubbish is comforting. Why? Because I smoke cigarettes. So my new rule is, you can't criticise my smoking if you drink coffee.
Both are horrendously overpriced, smell ick and are bad for your health.
Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, personally I never drink Starbucks coffee unless I really have to...etc., etc.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 10:58 AM GMTBalls. One mention of coffee and the snobs come crawling out of the woodwork to have heated discussions about who makes the best cup of liquid crap.
GRIFF: I only like authentic Italian depressos ground by blind monks in the Vatican.
CURT: Here in Canada, we import Brazilian crapacinos grown in the arse clefts of quadraplegic beach volley ball players.
ME: Zzzzzzzzz
Coffee tastes disgusting, it does. Give it to a small child and they'll spit it out on the ground and try not to throw up.
The fact that there's enough of you suckas out there willing to blow £2 for a plastic cup of this rubbish is comforting. Why? Because I smoke cigarettes. So my new rule is, you can't criticise my smoking if you drink coffee.
Both are horrendously overpriced, smell ick and are bad for your health.
Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, personally I never drink Starbucks coffee unless I really have to...etc., etc.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 9:12 AM GMTI invented the Slap-u-Chin-o, where I would punch people up the bracket if they payed more than 2 pounds for a cup of coffee.
Whilst we're on the subject of coffee, can I put in a good word for Sainsbury's 'Rich Roast' instant?
Costa Coffee, so named because when you're in there you go "F**k me! Look at the costa coffee!"