Things that piss you off Page 543

TTPYO: Cylcing to work to find that I've forgotten to pack a pair of nice boots to go with my outfit so having to wear my big, wet trainers. Think I'm going to wear my socks for most of the day.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2009, 9:11 AM GMT

TTPYO: Cylcing to work to find that I've forgotten to pack a pair of nice boots to go with my outfit so having to wear my big, wet trainers. Think I'm going to wear my socks for most of the day.

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*socks and wet trainers - phwoaaarrr!*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 9:18 AM GMT

*socks and wet trainers - phwoaaarrr!*

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Don't you rub your thighs at me that way John... do it faster, then spank me with your warm hand.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2009, 9:20 AM GMT

Don't you rub your thighs at me that way John... do it faster, then spank me with your warm hand.

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*warms hand up, because he is sensitive*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 9:23 AM GMT

*warms hand up, because he is sensitive*

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I have no idea what that means - but it made me laugh.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2009, 9:28 AM GMT

I have no idea what that means - but it made me laugh.

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Ooh, you'll find out lady, you'll find out!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2009, 10:06 AM GMT

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How dare you make that face at another man!

Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:09 AM GMT

How dare you make that face at another man!

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Yeah, suck it up, jealous guy!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:11 AM GMT

Yeah, suck it up, jealous guy!

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Yeah well, at least Alfred J. Kipper likes me, Mr Smut!

Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:09 AM GMT

How dare you make that face at another man!

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Sorry. I only use the wub emoticon for you though.

Forgive me?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2009, 10:14 AM GMT

Sorry. I only use the wub emoticon for you though.

Forgive me?

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No.

Quote: chipolata @ November 13 2009, 10:13 AM GMT

Yeah well, at least Alfred J. Kipper likes me, Mr Smut!

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Kettle pot etc.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 13 2009, 10:19 AM GMT

Kettle pot etc.

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Racist.

(A big saucepan of love simmered away on the stove. It was thick with sexual tension and suppressed homosexual anger... now all it needed was a dash of romance.)