Hey BF, WW might make a return in the New year, but I am definitely more like Patsy at this time of year. 
Disabled toilets Page 6
Quote: bigfella @ November 12 2009, 10:59 PM GMTAngie -where did wonder woman go?
Themaskara, she learnt all she needed to from the world of men.
Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2009, 11:03 PM GMTThemaskara, she learnt all she needed to from the world of men.
How to pee standing up?
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 12 2009, 11:01 PM GMTHey BF, WW might make a return in the New year, but I am definitely more like Patsy at this time of year.
Pissed? 
Hic!
Quote: Curt @ November 12 2009, 10:19 PM GMTShe also said "My whole bike ride home was ruined because of that person!"
Stupid paralysed from the waist down bitch, imagining ruining your able bodied wife's bike ride home? Some people are just so uncaring and rude.
'You can't beat a poo in a disabled loo' as a friend of mine once told me - apparently the metal bars give you something to grab hold of when you're having trouble shifting the fudge nuggets.
But beware phantom poopers, the Disabloids are out to trick you, as the emergency alarm is cleverly disguised as a light switch pull cord thing. So whilst you're stood there wondering why the light won't go out, paramedics are on trying to kick the door down.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 12 2009, 11:28 PM GMT
'You can't beat a poo in a disabled loo' as a friend of mine once told me - apparently the metal bars give you something to grab hold of when you're having trouble shifting the fudge nuggets.
It's a truism.
You can do a kind of parallel bars thing.
I call it the Brian Jacks cacks.
Happy days
Is it me who only thinks this, but are there more disabled parking spaces than is actually necessery. The way my local supermarket carpark is laid out, anyone would think the whole of the Great Britain Paralympic squad were coming to do there shopping.
Nice RC.
This may be a case of 'over-share' but I quite like using the loo's in Islamic countries where they use the spray rather than toilet paper.
Anyone agree?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 12 2009, 11:31 PM GMTIt's a truism.
You can do a kind of parallel bars thing.
I call it the Brian Jacks cacks.
Happy days
Thanks Steve, I've just had this vision of you locking yourself into a disabled loo, stripping of your pants and doing an Olympic gymnastic pee and poo display whilst twirling in mid air.
The three judges holding up score cards is my own invention however.
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 12 2009, 11:36 PM GMTThis may be a case of 'over-share' but I quite like using the loo's in Islamic countries where they use the spray rather than toilet paper.
Anyone agree?
They do that in Japan in a more high tech way. My over-ecentric Uncle went to Japan and it happened to him and he felt the need to ring everyone to tell them he had the cleanest arse in the universe.
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 12 2009, 11:36 PM GMTThis may be a case of 'over-share' but I quite like using the loo's in Islamic countries where they use the spray rather than toilet paper.
What? Like Febreze?
Ha! More like Bounce!
Ablution Absolution!
Quote: bigfella @ November 12 2009, 10:59 PM GMTAngie -where did wonder woman go?
She's off for a poo.