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Would I do such a thing? :)

Well, the up skirt cam was a roaring success.

I have used disabled loos when I've had to take a buggy in with me (they're the only ones big enough) and it didn't seem anyone else needed them.

Had to help someone who was disabled use them recently and they still seemed very tricky to use.

The problem is they have the sink in them, so you use the sink then realise you have to touch the door and then wash your hands again and then you have to hold the door open with your foot and open the other doors with your elbows.

Or is that just me?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

Had to help someone who was disabled use them recently and they still seemed very tricky to use.

And again, thank you.

Wait, that doesn't work. You said disabled. Never mind.

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 9:44 PM GMT

And again, thank you.

Wait, that doesn't work. You said disabled. Never mind.

Lifting from a wheelchair straight to the loo seat, whilst trying to pull your trousers down, without putting any weight on your feet is very tricky.

Tricky?! It's my act for next years Britain's Got Talent!

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 9:48 PM GMT

Tricky?! It's my act for next years Britain's Got Talent!

We've already got an audition. My part in the act is emptying the urine bottle without it splashing back at me, whilst trying not to gag.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 9:49 PM GMT

My part in the act is emptying the urine bottle without it splashing back at me, whilst trying not to gag.

No, I think gagging will win you points ;)

Ewwww, that reminds me of a holiday in Thailand. I said to my friend I'd be happy when we didn't need to use the hole in the floor, she asked me why I wasn't peeing into the bucket. I had to explain you pee in the hole and wash it down with the water in the bucket. I'd spent the last 3 weeks scooping out my friends pee to wash away my own. Not impressed!

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 12 2009, 9:58 PM GMT

Ewwww, that reminds me of a holiday in Thailand. I said to my friend I'd be happy when we didn't need to use the hole in the floor, she asked me why I wasn't peeing into the bucket. I had to explain you pee in the hole and wash it down with the water in the bucket. I'd spent the last 3 weeks scooping out my friends pee to wash away my own. Not impressed!

Sick

My summer was spent doing such duties but I did them with love (until I got sick of it) :D

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 12 2009, 7:59 PM GMT

Frankly, I think I'd go fairly berserk too, if someone was watching me poo...

Funny you usually seem quite amicable when you're on YouTube, or should I call it poo-tube.

I thought your avatar was you on the toilet?

I've seen a baby monkey pull the poo out of an adult monkey at the zoo. Cool

He then laughed and the adult got angry.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

Had to help someone who was disabled use them recently and they still seemed very tricky to use.

Mencap have a big campaign that for a disabled loo to be properly accessible for people with more complex needs, they need a hoist, changing bed etc. For example there are some London boroughs with no properly accessible public toilets at all.

And more and more restaurants stuff their disabled loos full of chairs, umbrellas etc.

It's political incorrectness gone mad.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 10:06 PM GMT

I've seen a baby monkey pull the poo out of an adult monkey at the zoo. Cool

He then laughed and the adult got angry.

I saw a similar site in my local ASDA, the adult was reading the sports page of the Sun.

I used to use the one at the top floor of my Uni because no one went there and it was thus always clean.

My wife had a very unfortunate event happen. She works later than anyone else in her office so she usually uses the Handi bathroom to change in (because its big enough) into her bicycle gear (she bikes to and from work everyday). I should also note that there is not a bathroom on her floor and she needs to go down a flight to the nearest. Aaaaaand she didn't know of anyone on that floor who was in a wheelchair.
One day when coming out from the this handi bathroom with all her bike stuff on a woman in a wheelchair was sitting outside with her arms crossed and a stare of death on her face. She was scolded loudly about how awful of a person she was for using the handi bathroom.
She told me all she could do was stair and say "but..but...I was just changing quickly".
She left that job recently but that woman in a wheelchair still stared her down. Apparently the woman in the chair had just started that day.

Tssk tssk, Curt it would appear you married Hitler.

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