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Tim, I've had enough. Problem is, if I gave her the ultimatum, 'it's me or the cat', I know which one she'd choose.

Still, if she did choose the cat, at least I could leave and have my own bachelor pad, and I would buy a pack of dogs as friends, and I'd dress them all up as superheros. We'd go running in the park...it would be great.

Errr

It would certainly be barking. :$

He'd probably move to Houndslow. >_<

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 7:40 PM GMT

It would certainly be barking. :$

Do you reckon it would be embarrassing if a dog had bigger balls than you..

I asked that question to Amy, she said 'yes, but the difference would be the dog's would probably be less hairy than yours'.

How horrible.

Depends on the size of the dog, to be honest.

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 7:47 PM GMT

Depends on the size of the dog, to be honest.

A verrrry small one.

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2009, 7:45 PM GMT

He'd probably move to Houndslow. >_<

*Tries to think of witty dog puns*

Errr

*...nope*

Ellie cycled home from work today and got SOAKED!

Generally I don't hang around in parks, comparing them. So the issue would never really come up.

But, no. I wouldn't be embarrassed. It would probably make my cock look bigger.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 12 2009, 7:49 PM GMT

Ellie cycled home from work today and got SOAKED!

Get yourself a bike-roof. Don't exist? Invent one!

How's you doing, Ellie? How's the biking going too?

I'm okay ish thanks Lee. Just feeling a little annoyed I can't do voiceover work anymore as my lap top is broken... going to buy one in the new year though.

Biking is fun thanks. Although I still get scared when a van comes near me.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 12 2009, 7:53 PM GMT

Although I still get scared when a van comes near me.

Scooby Doo/A Team flashbacks? I get them too. :(

More men in white coats...

Quote: EllieJP @ November 12 2009, 7:53 PM GMT

I'm okay ish thanks Lee. Just feeling a little annoyed I can't do voiceover work anymore as my lap top is broken... going to buy one in the new year though.

Oh, you still doing that? Done anything interesting with it lately?

No, I had to stop a year ago when my USB ports broke, but recently it's been really getting to me as I really enjoyed doing it.

Learn ventriloquism and throw your voice to a client.

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