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Redundancy. What would you do? Page 5

Quote: Chappers @ November 11 2009, 11:15 PM GMT

On top of that is the added complication of where I live. I need to get my own space but because of my low income that's also proving difficult.

Is there not a Mrs Chapman? Or has she been put 'on ice'?

Could go into the gigolo game.

Quote: Morrace @ November 12 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

Have you considered face-sitting Dave?
The bonus is you can still fit the writing in :D

He'd probably break his pencil.

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2009, 5:27 PM GMT

He'd probably break his pencil.

Knowing Dave, it'd be retractable!

Quote: Chappers @ November 12 2009, 4:45 PM GMT

That was helpful. :) - for you I meant!

I suppose I could do that and still do my part-time job. Good thinking Jude. Off to Google!

My sister-in-law does this and it seems to be profitable. It's a plus if you can look after pets. She's horse-y, so often sits nice big country houses with stables!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 5:44 PM GMT

It's a plus if you can look after pets.

I met someone who lives all year round in other people's posh houses, and all she has to do is walk their repulsive little pampered dogs.

Quote: Nogget @ November 12 2009, 5:52 PM GMT

I met someone who lives all year round in other people's posh houses, and all she has to do is walk their repulsive little pampered dogs.

I bet she kicks them as soon as she gets round the corner.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 5:44 PM GMT

My sister-in-law does this and it seems to be profitable. It's a plus if you can look after pets. She's horse-y, so often sits nice big country houses with stables!

I know Dave does dogs.

Not sure about horses though. Sounds fab:)

Quote: Jude @ November 12 2009, 5:39 PM GMT

Knowing Dave, it'd be retractable!

That's quite a skill!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 5:44 PM GMT

My sister-in-law does this and it seems to be profitable. It's a plus if you can look after pets. She's horse-y, so often sits nice big country houses with stables!

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Quote: Jude @ November 12 2009, 6:07 PM GMT

I know Dave does dogs.

Is it anything like Debbie Does Dallas?

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2009, 6:17 PM GMT

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

She's often done this over Christmas, so of course we haven't all gone round to sit in a nice country house in front of the log fire and pretend it was ours. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 6:52 PM GMT

She's often done this over Christmas, so of course we haven't all gone round to sit in a nice country house in front of the log fire and pretend it was ours. Whistling nnocently

Surely you could afford a log fire?

Take 6 months out, I would. Writing, half heartedly looking for a new job...it would be great.

Quote: Nogget @ November 12 2009, 6:47 PM GMT

Is it anything like Debbie Does Dallas?

I have a friend called Debbie Dallas:)

Hi Chappers,

Are you in the NHS?

H

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 12 2009, 6:52 PM GMT

She's often done this over Christmas, so of course we haven't all gone round to sit in a nice country house in front of the log fire and pretend it was ours. Whistling nnocently

Cor!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 12 2009, 6:57 PM GMT

Surely you could afford a log fire?

They smell bad enough when fresh, but burnt?!

Quote: Horace @ November 12 2009, 7:45 PM GMT

Hi Chappers,

Are you in the NHS?

Well he's often to be found on a ventilator...

Quote: Horace @ November 12 2009, 7:45 PM GMT

Hi Chappers,

Are you in the NHS?

H

I've applied for several jobs there actually.

One job I saw I thought would be something else but turned out to be NHS was Theatre Aide! :)

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