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Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMT

This place is like family... mine, anyway.

The sort of family you see on Jeremy Kyle. :)

Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMT

This place is like family... mine, anyway.

It is a bit like family, in that I hate those f**kers too! Unimpressed

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMT

I'm at a stately home today. And cows are nice. Big moon eyed innocent beasts.

Do you sell novelty pencil toppers to souvenier shops?

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMT

I'm at a stately home today.

Then why are you posting on here? You should be trying to steal paintings or something useful?

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMT

I'm at a stately home today.

Leaving behind DNA stains on the curtains?

Trust me, security's non-existent here. I could walk out with first edition books, rare carpets and f**k knows what else, and nobody would be any the wiser.

Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 1:53 PM GMT

Leaving behind DNA stains on the curtains?

:D

I like to contribute to the heritage of this great country whenever possible.

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:54 PM GMT

Trust me, security's non-existent here. I could walk out with first edition books, rare carpets and f**k knows what else, and nobody would be any the wiser.

Then I wonder why people haven't already done that?

Quote: Moonstone @ November 12 2009, 1:55 PM GMT

Then I wonder why people haven't already done that?

They have. Trust me.

Ah! :)

Chief Inspector Chip is there investigating the case of the missing f**k knows what else!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 12 2009, 1:33 PM GMT

No wonder we're seeing a lot of these from you today! Are you mashed already? :P

No. :(

Quote: bigfella @ November 12 2009, 2:01 PM GMT

Chief Inspector Chip

That's got a nice ring to it. :)

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

That's got a nice ring to it. :)

Maybe Marc P can incorporate this character into his next novel.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 12 2009, 2:24 PM GMT

Maybe Marc P can incorporate this character into his next novel.

No, because then I'd feel duty bound to read it...oh wait, no I wouldn't.

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 2:25 PM GMT

No, because then I'd feel duty bound to read it...oh wait, no I wouldn't.

You could always pay somebody to go through the entire book for you and highlight the name.

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