Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMTThis place is like family... mine, anyway.
The sort of family you see on Jeremy Kyle. 
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Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMTThis place is like family... mine, anyway.
It is a bit like family, in that I hate those f**kers too! 
Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMTI'm at a stately home today. And cows are nice. Big moon eyed innocent beasts.
Do you sell novelty pencil toppers to souvenier shops?
Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMTI'm at a stately home today.
Then why are you posting on here? You should be trying to steal paintings or something useful?
Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:47 PM GMTI'm at a stately home today.
Leaving behind DNA stains on the curtains?
Trust me, security's non-existent here. I could walk out with first edition books, rare carpets and f**k knows what else, and nobody would be any the wiser.
Quote: SlagA @ November 12 2009, 1:53 PM GMTLeaving behind DNA stains on the curtains?
I like to contribute to the heritage of this great country whenever possible.
Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 1:54 PM GMTTrust me, security's non-existent here. I could walk out with first edition books, rare carpets and f**k knows what else, and nobody would be any the wiser.
Then I wonder why people haven't already done that?
Quote: Moonstone @ November 12 2009, 1:55 PM GMTThen I wonder why people haven't already done that?
They have. Trust me.
Ah!
Chief Inspector Chip is there investigating the case of the missing f**k knows what else!
Quote: Moonstone @ November 12 2009, 1:33 PM GMTNo wonder we're seeing a lot of these from you today! Are you mashed already?
No. 
Quote: bigfella @ November 12 2009, 2:01 PM GMTChief Inspector Chip
That's got a nice ring to it.
Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 2:22 PM GMTThat's got a nice ring to it.
Maybe Marc P can incorporate this character into his next novel.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 12 2009, 2:24 PM GMTMaybe Marc P can incorporate this character into his next novel.
No, because then I'd feel duty bound to read it...oh wait, no I wouldn't.
Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2009, 2:25 PM GMTNo, because then I'd feel duty bound to read it...oh wait, no I wouldn't.
You could always pay somebody to go through the entire book for you and highlight the name.