Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 11 2009, 5:29 PM GMTI can't be arsed reading the whole thread.
Has anyone posted a map to the clitoris yet?
Isn't it next to Hemel Hempsted?
Tips for your teen self Page 5
I'd tell my teen self: If you're going to do a job, do it right, and take the extra 30 paracetemol.
Or maybe: Quit trying to fit in, it'll save you a stomach ulcer.
But in reality, it'd have to be: Be as easy and forgiving on yourself as you are on others.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 11 2009, 4:57 PM GMT3. Enjoy movies and music while you can, because from the year 2000 onwards, everything you love becomes a cultural wasteland.
and yet 
at the same time. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 11 2009, 5:08 PM GMT
spending an unhealthy amount of time in the pursuit of 'mythical' sex.
Oh, it's real all right... so I've heard.
Quote: bigfella @ November 11 2009, 5:30 PM GMTIsn't it next to Hemel Hempsted?
Bugger it, if it means risking that roundabout it is not worth the search.
Don't mess about with that catholic priest, he doesn't love you and he never will, he didn't make those cookies himself he bought them.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 11 2009, 5:08 PM GMTA friend of mine at school had a similar Russell Brand experience - his dad got him a hooker when he was 14 - the lucky bastard. I don't know if it warped his view towards the lady folk, but he was certainly much cooler and relaxed around them then I was.
He probably had a nice selection of genital warts too!
A friend of mine was seduced by his older brother's very hot girlfriend when he was 14 and it has made him quiet cocky but sucessful with the ladieeeez.
Is nice to know child abuse is so widespread. :/
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 11 2009, 6:59 PM GMTA friend of mine was seduced by his older brother's very hot girlfriend when he was 14 and it has made him quiet cocky but sucessful with the ladieeeez.
And indeed,
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2009, 7:01 PM GMTIs nice to know child abuse is so widespread. :/
Unfortunately the child does tend to be wide spread without their consent..
Eww!
It really is just wrong, isn't it?
He talks like Boycee from OFAH, and I have done impressions of his moves.
"Alright darlin'? Fancy going back to my...caravan for some Cham-pag-nee. I have.....twiglets."
Yes he knows I do it! It's out of love.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 11 2009, 5:08 PM GMTA friend of mine at school had a similar Russell Brand experience - his dad got him a hooker when he was 14
His dad probably misunderstood him when he said he wanted a bike for his birthday.
Mmmmnnnn.... Twiglets. 
Quote: Timbo @ November 11 2009, 7:10 PM GMTHis dad probably misunderstood him when he said he wanted a bike for his birthday.
I'd probably tell myself not to sit on the toilet reading for too long.
Martyr to the old Chalfonts don't you know!!
Maybe a little too much information there!