Go on Lee! Bust his ass! Nail that sucka!
*RC starts putting on SWAT gear in preparation*
Go on Lee! Bust his ass! Nail that sucka!
*RC starts putting on SWAT gear in preparation*
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 6:28 PM GMT*puts on deerstalker hat, lights pipe, plays violin and injects heroin*
Just a normal evening, then?
My wife, she's a big fan of yours Mr. Walker... Oh, I almost forgot there's just one more thing...
Good, glad something sounds like it's happening Lee.
Quote: Timbo @ November 11 2009, 6:32 PM GMTMy wife, she's a big fan of yours Mr. Walker... Oh, I almost forgot there's just one more thing...
Yes! I did kill Seefacts for the Nazi gold!!!
Oh bloody hell.
Quote: Griff @ November 11 2009, 6:33 PM GMTYou're not Holmes, you're Watson at best. Probably just Mrs.Hudson.
As long as Mrs Hudson also gets to inject heroin, I'm happy with that role.
What a sick f**k. Honestly, you gotta love people!
I hope they find him/her Lee, and they do 'em for all they're worth.
Although you and I have never really spoken very much, I do read your posts with interest and consider you a genuine, very funny and very likable guy. It will be a loss to the forum. I'll miss your presence as well as your flying saucer footage . I wish you all the luck in the world in your endeavours, and I hope you decide to come back at some point - maybe just being a bit more guarded about personal stuff (though it's unbelievable that you should have to do that)?
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 11 2009, 6:22 PM GMTThanks for all the kind words guys. In an interesting development, it so happens I have a mate who's a policeman and he gave me the full rundown of what they can do to help me. Also my wife's uncle is VERY high-up in the force so I've got good on my side. Obviously I'm not saying this IS what the police will do, but it could be one or a combination of the following.
Basically if the stamp was licked, it can be easily DNA tested. The handwriting on the address can be scanned and fed into a national database for matches. The whole document can be chemically-treated which can apparently reveal a ton of evidence, even if the letter-sender was very careful to avoid it. There's also the matter of fingerprints. And he said the postmark could be recovered if the damage wasn't too bad.
But also - and this is crucial - because the letter was fire-damaged, the Royal Mail intercepted it at the post office centre closest to where it was posted, and put it in another bag, which should have the Post Office Sorting Centre's unique number on it.
So we may well be able to get the town where it was posted, which narrows things down a lot.
Shit, you have things sorted Lee.
Or, just turn up to the December piss up and question everybody one by one in the toilet.
'Where were you on the night of...'
'...I was at home, on the..forum'
Get your best man on the case, Lee...
Looking at the message again, the crucial bit for me is - 'besides I think he's SORT OF spoken for' - Why 'sort of'? Can you remember telling anyone on here that you MAY have a working arrangement with some prod. or you had been offered an option on a piece but hadn't accepted it yet/were still considering the terms? Look back through your posts for anything like this and note the other posters on the thread, but I'm sure you've thought of this.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 6:39 PM GMTGet your best man on the case, Lee...
Brilliant.
I need to watch it again.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 11 2009, 6:44 PM GMTLooking at the message again, the crucial bit for me is - 'besides I think he's SORT OF spoken for' - Why 'sort of'? Can you remember telling anyone on here that you MAY have a working arrangement with some prod. or you had been offered an option on a piece but hadn't accepted it yet/were still considering the terms? Look back through your posts for anything like this and note the other posters on the thread, but I'm sure you've thought of this.
Actually I think the writer is inferring that there's a romantic interest between me and the producer, and the "spoken for" comment is referring to me being married. There is also the theory that this letter isn't really about me at all - it could be a writer or friend of the producer who fancies her and has been annoyed that I've seen her socially. If you read the letter as if its been written by a jealous admirer of the producer's, it takes on a whole different feeling.
It's all such a load of bullshit. She's a mate. I'm married. She's married too. It's all very sad, really.
Some people on the net are bonkers.
Case in point: HIYA!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 11 2009, 7:02 PM GMTSome people on the net are bonkers.
Case in point: HIYA!
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 6:28 PM GMTOoooohhh....
*puts on deerstalker hat, lights pipe, plays violin and injects heroin*
Good news, hopefully.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 11 2009, 6:58 PM GMTIf you read the letter as if its been written by a jealous admirer of the producer's, it takes on a whole different feeling.
Wow, it's like rewatching Fight Club.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 11 2009, 7:05 PM GMT