I'd tell myself to tell my parents to f**k off and go to school in England as originally planned. 
Tips for your teen self Page 2
Quote: Gavin @ November 11 2009, 3:30 PM GMTDestroy Buzz Lightyear.
Quote: Gavin @ November 11 2009, 3:30 PM GMTDestroy Buzz Lightyear.
I approve of this.
I would tell myself to stop being so bloody paranoid. Not every boy who liked me was taking the piss, and people were not constantly talking about me behind my back! Silly sausage.
Also, looking at photos, I was actually alright looking (comparitively to now), so stop thinking you're ugly! *pokes teenage self*
Don't rely on the so called friends I had. [/bitter]
Buy a house sooner.
You have a house now!?
Wow, you are a proper grown up.
I'd tell myself to make a move on zooo.
Ha!
Are you taking the piss... 
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2009, 3:36 PM GMTYou have a house now!?
Wow, you are a proper grown up.
Well, a flat. But it's home. 
And if I had bought earlier I could have probably got a house for the same price. 
*pokes teenage self*[/quote]
Ooh, could I have a go that too? (if I went back in time) But don't tell Herr Flik.
Nil is the a man.
Quote: Curt @ November 11 2009, 3:39 PM GMTNil is the a man.
You were right the first time. 
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2009, 3:39 PM GMTHa!
Are you taking the piss...
It would have been funnier if it slotted in below your previous post. I was too slow though, ironically. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 11 2009, 3:41 PM GMT
Daaaaamn skippy.
That was a test, only the man knows that he's 'the man'.
Dig it?!
I'd tell myself to chill out. And not give up playing cricket. Biggest regret, that.