Agreed, Kevin. Even the longest finger would have difficulty getting beyond the ano-rectum. With your whole hand and half your forearm you could probably just tickle around the end of the descending colon. (This is what I spent 6 years studying for?) 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 12:03 AM GMTAgreed, Kevin. Even the longest finger would have difficulty getting beyond the ano-rectum. With your whole hand and half your forearm you could probably just tickle around the end of the descending colon. (This is what I spent 6 years studying for?)
Oh well. The definition just said "penetrate the colon". Nobody said you had to go in via the arsehole.
Quote: Sammy @ November 11 2009, 12:03 AM GMTI swear I did not know it meant that! I thought it just meant to play fight, or something. (Which I suppose it kind of does!)
Oooops
A likely story.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 12:03 AM GMTAgreed, Kevin. Even the longest finger would have difficulty getting beyond the ano-rectum. With your whole hand and half your forearm you could probably just tickle around the end of the descending colon. (This is what I spent 6 years studying for?)
Well, I was just quoting the Urban Dictionary, take it up with them. 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 11 2009, 12:05 AM GMTOh well. The definition just said "penetrate the colon". Nobody said you had to go in via the arsehole.
It is the easiest route to the colon. Even if you were to have a very sharp finger. Through the abdomen there's too much small intestine in the way. 
Quote: Sammy @ November 11 2009, 12:03 AM GMTI swear I did not know it meant that! I thought it just meant to play fight, or something. (Which I suppose it kind of does!)
I believe you, Sammy. Ignore what the others might say. 