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Things that piss you off Page 537

I'm so far behind on that thread! *skips ahead a number of pages*

I saw Melt-Banana with a crowd of about 100 people Sunday night in San Antonio. As usual, 3 or 4 of the largest guys in the crowd completely overdid the moshing and trampled everyone in their path. I was trying to stay out of the way, but about 15 minutes into the set I found myself flying backwards after a 300-pound guy slammed into me. There were 5-gallon buckets collecting rain from the leaky roof and I landed on one on the way down, bruising the crap out of the back of my knee. But the bucket probably saved me from a worse (and more embarrassing injury) due to the empty beer bottle in my back pocket.

My son was smarter and moved to the back of the club as soon as the mayhem began.

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Quote: DaButt @ November 10 2009, 8:19 PM GMT
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Strange new species of tree that I've never seen before.

Quote: Chappers @ November 10 2009, 8:51 PM GMT

Strange new species of tree that I've never seen before.

Well I thought the tree was strange, then I looked up and saw the coconuts.

TTPYO: 'I never got that text'.

No either my phone company is charging me for texts' it doesn't deliver.

Or someone got it, hasn't had a chance to reply (or doesn't want to) and think's it's better to pretend they didn't get it than say that hadn't replied.

Both are grrrr....

Can't you set your phone to get delivery receipts?

Bonnie Carmichael. Every time there's a break in band and I want to carry on and practise or the same at the end of band she says 'you can stop now.' I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this an over reaction? Worried of Bermondsy.

Huh?

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 10 2009, 10:41 PM GMT

Huh?

You never understood me! Even when we were married.

Well, as the divorce judge ruled, refusing to communicate with one's spouse by any means other than Morse Code, counts as "unreasonable behaviour". Unimpressed

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 10 2009, 9:56 PM GMT

TTPYO: 'I never got that text'.

No either my phone company is charging me for texts' it doesn't deliver.

Or someone got it, hasn't had a chance to reply (or doesn't want to) and think's it's better to pretend they didn't get it than say that hadn't replied.

Both are grrrr....

I do think you need a new phone and network. The amount of times you have sent me a text only for it never to arrive or it arrives three days later......

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 10 2009, 10:51 PM GMT

I do think you need a new phone and network. The amount of times you have sent me a text only for it never to arrive or it arrives three days later......

That's what he tells you!

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 10 2009, 10:51 PM GMT

I do think you need a new phone and network. The amount of times you have sent me a text only for it never to arrive or it arrives three days later......

It's these bloody Germans intercepting our signals again! Angry *shakes fist at picture of Hitler*

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 10 2009, 10:59 PM GMT

It's these bloody Germans intercepting our signals again! Angry *shakes fist at picture of Hitler*

Is that the full length picture in your bedroom?

Quote: Chappers @ November 10 2009, 11:03 PM GMT

Is that the full length picture in your bedroom?

On closer inspection, it appears to be of comedian Arthur Atkinson playing Hitler in his hilarious movie send-up of "them Nazzzzis".

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