It wasn't directed at you, my dear fellow. 
What do you want for Christmas? Page 12
Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 1:56 PM GMTHa, that's what I thought when every single Spice Girl, one at a time, took their husband's name when they got married.
Go girl power!!
They knew what they had to do.
Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 1:56 PM GMTI don't!
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What, is it pick on all zooo's posts day today? 
I have worn all my clothes thank you.
The Spice Girls should be called the Spineless Girls, yes indeedy.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 2:14 PM GMTWho's head?
Whose*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 2:31 PM GMTYes, women with pink Prada phones are known for their strong opinions on both world politics and quantum physics.
I know this because all female scientists in films, television and video games are stunning 22 year old supermodels.
I want a big cuddle fom my dad at Christmas. He never hugged me when I was child, he only ever bounced me on his knee...
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 2:51 PM GMTYes. She would also lose stuff on regular occassions. I would say 'it's in your bag'. She would then swear blind that it's not in her bag, make me tear the flat apart, go outside and look and then search the internet for where she could quickly buy whatever the vital component to her life was missing at the time.
Then she would look in her bag a second time and instantly find it.
Should've just looked yourself.
Quote: Tuumble @ November 5 2009, 4:48 PM GMTI just want my wife to actually take some time to get me something. I'm ultimately paying for it myself but even though she has access to funds I don't seem to get anything. I remember last year she made a last minute request for some perfume which I duly bought (despite her having loads already) but I got pretty much sod all.
If I hadn't deliberately got myself some stuff I would've been seriously pissed off. I didn't even get a card for our 10th wedding anniversary. How shit is that?
Every year a mysterious nobody needs a present so I have to find money to get it despite thinking I've paid for everything and I go without. Not this year.
Daaaaaaaaaaamn.
Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2009, 4:51 PM GMTNext week the council makes Tumble share his bed with an assylum seeking, monkey with space AIDs. His wife is unsupportive.
Quote: zooo @ November 10 2009, 7:22 PM GMTIt wasn't directed at you, my dear fellow.
But it's true no matter the target! 
Quote: zooo @ November 10 2009, 7:25 PM GMTWhat, is it pick on all zooo's posts day today?
I have worn all my clothes thank you.
But you have so flipping many!! The entire time we're here, you won't wear at least half of them!
Quote: Moonstone @ November 10 2009, 7:16 PM GMTI like the way you point us to where we can buy it
Nowt like a hint!
Well if people from *out there* won't buy it for me, then I have to alert the people *in here* should they feel generous. 
Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ November 10 2009, 7:53 PM GMT
Well I'm pretty sure Dabutt said he couldn't make the Christmas meet but would send us all a present instead! 
Quote: Moonstone @ November 10 2009, 7:56 PM GMT
Well I'm pretty sure Dabutt said he couldn't make the Christmas meet but would send us all a present instead!
Yay!
Quote: Aaron @ November 10 2009, 7:50 PM GMTBut you have so flipping many!! The entire time we're here, you won't wear at least half of them!
Yes, and I have at least twice as many again at my parents' house.
But they have all been worn, and will be worn again, some day.
Mr I-only-have-one-pair-of-shoes.
Tut.
Quote: zooo @ November 10 2009, 8:01 PM GMTMr I-only-have-one-pair-of-shoes pants.
Tut.
Quote: zooo @ November 10 2009, 8:01 PM GMTYes, and I have at least twice as many again at my parents' house.
But they have all been worn, and will be worn again, some day.
Mr I-only-have-one-pair-of-shoes.
Tut.
It's good I only have one pair, as there's no room for any others!
True.
There are so many good new Britcoms that came out in Region 1 this year I don't know which one to ask for.
Actually I asked for The Might Boosh collection but my wife said "I'm not buying that for you, and then being made to watch it!". She really does get creeped out by the show.
Anyone with a soul should be creeped out by Noel Fielding.