British Comedy Guide

On this day in history 9.11.89

9th November 1989 – Berlin

A group of drunken Geordie builders stubble out of a German boozer, all obviously as pissed as lords.

Jack : Way Hay lads. Time for my wreaking ball trick!

Robbie : Not, tonight Jack man. Let's get a brockwirst and f**k off home man.

Rest of Lads : Shut up Rob. Jack, Jack, Jack.

Jack staggers over to the wreaking ball machine climbs into the cab and starts the ball swinging.

Lads : Yeh, Go on Jack lad.

The ball starts swing widely out of control.

Robbie : Careful Man.

Suddenly a loud crash as the ball smashes through a graffti covered wall.
Cheers from the pissed Geordies.

Jack leaps out of the cab and joins his chums.

Robbie : Look what you did you f**king idiot. You smashed that wall down man.

Jack turns and looks back at the hole in the graffiti covered wall.

Jack: Relax Robbie lad. Ain't going to change the world is it?

:D

Thanks JJ

As an 'homage' to the removal of the Berlin Wall, this would get laughs in the appropriate TV show.

Forget actors, locations and plant hire, though.

It'd be far easier and cheaper to produce as a cartoon.

This made me laugh, good'un bigfella!

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