Quote: SlagA @ November 10 2009, 12:03 PM GMTWhatever your thoughts and opinions, let's just ease back on the in-your-face attitude there, please?
Apologies to both SlagA and Dolly for my 'in-your-face' attitude.
I have nothing but love for you both. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 10 2009, 11:56 AM GMTOh here we go...come on Earth Mother, share your fascinating insight and wisdom with us mere mortals so we can attain a higher state of consciousness. Tell us how the miracle of creation, the trials of childbirth and the self sacrifice of raising a baby translates into banning Internet porn?
*sheeeee-eeeeesh*
Surelythat's outweighed by hour hubby who is clearly a mother f**ker.
Quote: SlagA @ November 10 2009, 12:03 PM GMTWhatever your thoughts and opinions, let's just ease back on the in-your-face attitude there, please?
I suspect for me a higher state of consciousness would be knowing what an amoeba experiences.
Hey Carpark is more in your face than bukake.
It's his charm, kinda.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 10 2009, 11:56 AM GMTOh here we go...come on Earth Mother, share your fascinating insight and wisdom with us mere mortals so we can attain a higher state of consciousness. Tell us how the miracle of creation, the trials of childbirth and the self sacrifice of raising a baby translates into banning Internet porn?
*sheeeee-eeeeesh*
Have you seen the Family Guy episode, The Former Life of Brian, where Brian discovers he has a 13-year-old son? You should resurrect your Quagmire avatar.
Tom Tucker [on TV]: We interrupt this program to bring you grim news out of LaGuardia Airport where a 767 has been forced to make a crash landing.
Brian: Awww man I'll tell ya, now that I'm a parent I can't even watch stories like that, I just think, you know, I just think oh my God what if Dylan were on that plane? Oh my god! I just don't know what I'd do! I don't know what I would do.
Glen: Yeah, yeah I understand that'd be tough.
Brian: Oh Oh no oh no, no no no Quagmire, no you do not understand. Until you have a child, until you have a child, you do not understand. Okay!
Glen: Damn it.
As a father, I would just like to make it clear that I once successfully impregnated a human lady. 
You dirty bitch.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 10 2009, 12:27 PM GMTAs a father, I would just like to make it clear that I once successfully impregnated a human lady.
Then you got banned from carrying your jizz filled waterpistol around nudist camps.
Quote: sootyj @ November 10 2009, 12:30 PM GMTThen you got banned from carrying your jizz filled waterpistol around nudist camps.
A jizz filled water pistol simply would not work. The semen would solidify and jam up the mechanism. 
Probably. 
Quote: sootyj @ November 10 2009, 12:24 PM GMTHey Carpark is more in your face than bukake.
It's his charm, kinda.
He's very funny though, and I wouldn't want to blunt that side of his game, or whatever it is they usually say about Violent, footballers.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 10 2009, 12:33 PM GMTA jizz filled water pistol simply would not work. The semen would solidify and jam up the mechanism.
Well if you conceal it up your bottom, it stays nice and warm and the sailors keep swimming.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 10 2009, 12:27 PM GMTAs a father, I would just like to make it clear that I once successfully impregnated a human lady.
What's more impressive is he did it without breaking the court order..... 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 10 2009, 12:53 PM GMTWhat's more impressive is he did it without breaking the court order.....
Posted it?
My little chaps were so full of energy, they didn't stop at one egg either. 
Didn't manage triplets though did you.
You lightweight!
