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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

Okay I meant why don't people just make their own porn. :)

Fear that it could end up on the Internet. Last week I spent a few nights with a girl who wanted to film herself and I in bed. I refused. Just in case she decided to later share it with a friend, who might copy it and so on.

In addition to wanting film herself having sex, she also has rape fantasies. She had been a virgin when she got married at a young age. She said that after the first year of marriage, sex with her husband had become a joyless ritual. And in recent years, her husband had virtually ignored her sexually. She said she therefore fantasises about being raped, which I thought was a bit shocking. She stressed that it was merely fantasies, fueled by her considerable craving for sex. She also watches A LOT of porn.

Quote: Kenneth @ November 9 2009, 10:19 PM GMT

Fear that it could end up on the Internet. Last week I spent a few nights with a girl who wanted to film herself and I in bed. I refused. Just in case she decided to later share it with a friend, who might copy it and so on.

In addition to wanting film herself having sex, she also has rape fantasies. She had been a virgin when she got married at a young age. She said that after the first year of marriage, sex with her husband had become a joyless ritual. And in recent years, her husband had virtually ignored her sexually. She said she therefore fantasises about being raped, which I thought was a bit shocking. She stressed that it was merely fantasies, fueled by her considerable craving for sex. She also watches A LOT of porn.

This is a very real concern. A friend of mine recently sent me a pic of her boyfriends genitals...unsolicited...and this type of thing is more common than you think. I'm respectful enough to look and delete, but there are people who aren't as respectful. It's an overly interactive world at times. And this is but one example.

Moral of this story...you straight guys, beware the girlfriend with gay friends, otherwise you may find their eyes drifting below the equator when you meet up :P

Quote: Kenneth @ November 9 2009, 10:19 PM GMT

Fear that it could end up on the Internet. Last week I spent a few nights with a girl who wanted to film herself and I in bed. I refused. Just in case she decided to later share it with a friend, who might copy it and so on.

In addition to wanting film herself having sex, she also has rape fantasies. She had been a virgin when she got married at a young age. She said that after the first year of marriage, sex with her husband had become a joyless ritual. And in recent years, her husband had virtually ignored her sexually. She said she therefore fantasises about being raped, which I thought was a bit shocking. She stressed that it was merely fantasies, fueled by her considerable craving for sex. She also watches A LOT of porn.

Crikey Kenneth, your life's better than the Confessions Of A... series.
Confessions Of A Kenneth, coming soon.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 9 2009, 11:52 PM GMT

Crikey Kenneth, your life's better than the Confessions Of A... series.
Confessions Of A Kenneth, coming soon.

Confessions of a fantasist.
:)

Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 9 2009, 11:54 PM GMT

Confessions of a fantasist.
:)

Although something of an attention-seeking exhibitionist, I've never had the desire/fantasy to be a porn star. A long time ago, at school, another male student took a photo of me while I was naked. That photo was developed and later pinned up on a notice board in the middle of the school. I was initially mortified, but all that happened were a lot of comments from girls, one of whom I lost my virginity to, later that year, far backstage during a school play. So not such a bad thing. But I don't fancy a career in porn, as I tend to need the emotional as much as the physical.

Quote: Kenneth @ November 10 2009, 12:12 AM GMT

But I don't fancy a career in porn, as I tend to need the emotional as much as the physical.

I think that's one of the points I've been trying to make about how sad porn ultimately is.

Like I said I'm very unprudish about nudity, etc, just over the years, and I suppose becoming a mother, has given me different insights on things, which I like to believe I am free to express here, even if I'm in the minority. I'm a grown-up and can handle having my points disagreed with or even dismissed. :)

Anyway back to the original topic - smoking.

I'm very kinky I love watching porn where couples talk about their relationships for an hour, before having unenjoyable awkward sex...with a shetland pony.

Quote: sootyj @ November 10 2009, 9:58 AM GMT

I'm very kinky I love watching porn where couples talk about their relationships for an hour, before having unenjoyable awkward sex...with a shetland pony.

As long as the pony is a consenting adult that's nothing to be ashamed about.

Shetland ponys it's always hard to tell.

Most men don't want women to be smarter, more talented or interesting then them.

There does seem to be a feeling amongst such women that it is difficult to find a partner, because men are scared off, and I suspect there is some truth in this, but it could also be that women want their man to be smarter etc. than they are, which would create a real problem for the particularly talented women.

Quote: Nogget @ November 10 2009, 10:31 AM GMT

It could also be that women want their man to be smarter than they are, which would create a real problem for the particularly talented women.

I've corrected this to...

It could also be that women want their man to be smarter than they are, which would create a real problem for ANY woman.

Re: the pony: the poor creature kept shouting "Nay" a lot, so I doubt it was consensual.

And back on topic: Sid Meier's Civilization Complete. :$

Quote: SlagA @ November 10 2009, 11:25 AM GMT

I've corrected this to...

It could also be that women want their man to be smarter than they are, which would create a real problem for ANY woman.

Re: the pony: the poor creature kept shouting "Nay" a lot, so I doubt it was consensual.

And back on topic: Sid Meier's Civilization Complete. :$

If it yelled thrice nay, you may have been shagging Frankie Howard...again.

For flips sake he's dead you bully-rapist. God you have a monsterous libido and no respect.

Quote: sootyj @ November 10 2009, 11:28 AM GMT

If it yelled thrice nay, you may have been shagging Frankie Howard...again.

Yes but at least there was something in my bed that smelled riper than me for a change.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 10 2009, 8:26 AM GMT

I suppose becoming a mother, has given me different insights on things

Oh here we go...come on Earth Mother, share your fascinating insight and wisdom with us mere mortals so we can attain a higher state of consciousness. Tell us how the miracle of creation, the trials of childbirth and the self sacrifice of raising a baby translates into banning Internet porn?

*sheeeee-eeeeesh* Rolling eyes

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 10 2009, 11:56 AM GMT

Oh here we go...come on Earth Mother, share your fascinating insight and wisdom with us mere mortals so we can attain a higher state of consciousness. Tell us how the miracle of creation, the trials of childbirth and the self sacrifice of raising a baby translates into banning Internet porn?

*sheeeee-eeeeesh* Rolling eyes

Whatever your thoughts and opinions, let's just ease back on the in-your-face attitude there, please?

I suspect for me a higher state of consciousness would be knowing what an amoeba experiences.
:)

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