British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 1,465

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 2:39 PM GMT

Have you not had your graduation yet or didn't you go? I was wondering if they hand out more of them now. Firsts used to be like A-level As, only about 4 or 5 were handed out per year.

I went. They don't announce the class of the degree though.

Quote: Aaron @ November 9 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

I went. They don't announce the class of the degree though.

I wonder if they used to, and they've stopped so as not to 'embarrass' people.

Quote: Aaron @ November 9 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

I went. They don't announce the class of the degree though.

Okay. They did at mine.

Quote: zooo @ November 9 2009, 2:52 PM GMT

I wonder if they used to, and they've stopped so as not to 'embarrass' people.

I expect so. I never liked SAT, GCSE or A Level results being in the local papers.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 2:52 PM GMT

Okay. They did at mine.

Well there were 5 or 6 of us on my course by the time it ended. I know none of my friends got firsts, but I'm not sure of the others. So maybe one or two other firsts.

Someone in my year got a first. They cheated. Angry

They were discovered very last minute.

Was it yooooooou? ;)

Hell no! You think I'm smart enough to have thought of that one?! I stupidly did work.

Twas some rich knobcheese who couldn't be bothered to do the written work so he bought essays. He nearly got away with it too.

I wouldn't have had a clue of where to go to buy essays even if I'd wanted to.

He did it all online. £400 an essay I think it was.

Fecking norah.

Anybody with any decency and self-respect would have done the decent, honest, decent thing and got a 2:1.

That's been f**k all use for anything.

Quote: Aaron @ November 9 2009, 2:27 PM GMT

What, waving your magic Christmas wand?

Yes, going round people's houses to do it. I think it'd be fun for everyone.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 9 2009, 4:23 PM GMT

Yes, going round people's houses to do it. I think it'd be fun for everyone.

If I was you, I'd visit my house before I get a new dog as you could get a surprise yourself poking your wand in the letter box....

Will you hang a bauble off the end?

Is going to start a new sitcom script, right after I finished procrastinating.

Share this page