Quote: zooo @ November 9 2009, 2:42 PM GMTYou are such a massively blokey bloke, RC.
It's part of your charm.
It really isn't that difficult to stand out on the BCG Forum as such considering the amount of lilly livered, tree hugging, liberal, leftie, Guardian reading, Doctor Who fancying ponces that abound.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2009, 2:46 PM GMTI'd f**k Fox, but it'd be a grudge f**k. I'd make sure she didn't climax.
Aw, I love those ponces.
If all men really were like you RC, I'd die an old virgin maid.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2009, 2:46 PM GMTI'd f**k Fox, but it'd be a grudge f**k. I'd make sure she didn't climax.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 2:42 PM GMTMost men don't want women to be smarter, more talented or interesting then them.
When you're me, it's either that or perpetual singledom.
If men really find intelligent and interesting women more attractive, why isn't there porn which includes women being intelligent and mysterious?
Men don't want to be seen as so shallow, but the truth is they generally are.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2009, 2:46 PM GMTI'd f**k Fox, but it'd be a grudge f**k. I'd make sure she didn't climax.
Quote: zooo @ November 9 2009, 2:48 PM GMTAw, I love those ponces.
If all men really were like you RC, I'd die an old virgin maid.
What colour would you die her?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 9 2009, 2:49 PM GMTWhat colour her would you die her?
Hey! That's Dave Chapman's job! 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 9 2009, 2:49 PM GMTWhat colour would you die her?
Ha!
Puce.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 9 2009, 2:46 PM GMTThat's an incredibly sweeping and rather sexist suggestion, Dolly.
Yep, but pretty true!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 2:49 PM GMTIf men really find intelligent and interesting women more attractive, why isn't there porn which includes women being intelligent and mysterious?
Men don't want to be seen as so shallow, but the truth is they generally are.
It could be worse, we could go out and buy a vibrating toy that's shaped like a bit of a woman's anatomy - thereby objectifying the gender beyond all recognition. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 9 2009, 2:44 PM GMTM'kay.
'You know that Cindy Crawford, right? If she were my wife, I'm tellin' ya, if she were my wife, I'd whack a couple of kids up her, quick smart. And if she gave me any lip, I'd show her the back of my hand. She might be an incredibly rich super model with showbiz friends and a jet set lifestyle, but I'd soon sort her out, cooking, cleaning, the whole f**king lot mate. Besides, I think she'd quite like Dagenham.'
*Googles 'Cindy Crawford'*
Myeh.
As zooo will attest to, I do all of the cooking. And much of the cleaning. And almost all of the shopping. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 2:49 PM GMTIf men really find intelligent and interesting women more attractive, why isn't there porn which includes women being intelligent and mysterious?
Men don't want to be seen as so shallow, but the truth is they generally are.
Seeing a woman's tits is quicker then watching her crack that long equation, Dolly.
You're confusing porn with real life. If woman wanted the Fabio look, R.C would never, ever, ever, ever get laid. Fortunately he looks like a fat lesbian, and the world isn't Fabio.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 9 2009, 2:46 PM GMTThat's an incredibly sweeping and rather sexist suggestion, Dolly.
And yet if it were the other way around... Bloody women.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 9 2009, 2:49 PM GMTIf men really find intelligent and interesting women more attractive, why isn't there porn which includes women being intelligent and mysterious?
I expect there is. But in reality there's only one orifice a woman can be intelligent with, and it's usually otherwise occupied.
(I mean it has a cock in it)
Quote: Aaron @ November 9 2009, 2:51 PM GMTAs zooo will attest to, I do all of the cooking. And much of the cleaning. And almost all of the shopping.
But I bet she buys you pretty dresses to wear. 