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Quote: DaButt @ November 7 2009, 5:34 PM GMT

It's quite obvious that the man planned to commit mass murder that day. No other conclusion can be reached. His actions before the shootings (handing out Qurans, postings about suicide bombers, denouncing the wars as anti-Islam) leave little question about his motives.

No doubt about his intention, but has all the other stuff has been confirmed? I am not saying it is not true, but all sort of shit gets reported in the immediate aftermath of an incident like this (and then quietly revised later).

Anyway we have hijacked Dr. Mato's party thread.

Is this the best ever topic leap on BCG?

Quote: DaButt @ November 7 2009, 4:26 PM GMT

A U.S. Army major (he's a psychiatrist) shot and killed 13 people up the road at Fort Hood. Something like 38 people were wounded. The officer just happens to be a Muslim and shouted "Allahu Akbar!" as he mowed down the unarmed soldiers, but of course the media (especially the BBC) and Islamic groups are telling us that he wasn't a terrorist, all soldiers are ticking time bombs, lax gun laws are to blame, etc. I guess they expect us to ignore the reports that he had defended suicide bombers in online forums and frequently referred to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan as wars on Islam.

Well he'd have sounded pretty pethetic shouting "I'm so sad, I hate my job, no one understands me."

Aholes always need excuses for being Aholes.

Quote: DaButt @ November 7 2009, 5:34 PM GMT

His actions before the shootings (handing out Qurans, postings about suicide bombers, denouncing the wars as anti-Islam) leave little question about his motives.

His alleged actions, DaButt. The facts are what you want and the facts will be known in time. Many of the things being reported in the media at this stage are simply allegations, however cut-and-dried some may appear. That's why you have a proper system of investigation and justice with due process in your country. Wouldn't you prefer to know the proven facts before you make up your mind? :)

Back on-topic... I've never been invited to a swingers' party, but would be rather curious. So if you happen to decide on that option, Dr Mato, I'd appreciate an invite. Thanks. :)

Can you go to a swingers' party alone? Not really fair is it.

B.Y.O.Babe/bloke.

Quote: Leevil @ November 7 2009, 9:24 PM GMT

Can you go to a swingers' party alone? Not really fair is it.

I only plan to sit in the corner quietly and make notes. Cool

Can you wank to notes?

Bank notes maybe? Cool

Only peasants go to swingers parties to wank. Unimpressed

They can't afford the note pad?

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 7 2009, 9:27 PM GMT

Only peasants go to swingers parties to wank. Unimpressed

The growing trend at US swingers parties is toward old people and the obese. :D

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 7 2009, 9:31 PM GMT

The growing trend in the at US swingers parties is towards old people and the obese.

Whistling nnocently

I remember seeing Louis Theroux's 'Weird Weekend' show about US swingers. There are apparently special swingers agencies where they rate you in terms of attractiveness, job and intellect for swingers parties with "appropriately matched" people. Sounds slightly Third Reich to me... Errr

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 7 2009, 9:32 PM GMT

Whistling nnocently

I remember seeing Louis Theroux's 'Weird Weekend' show about US swingers. There are apparently special swingers agencies where they rate you in terms of attractiveness, job and intellect for swingers parties with "appropriately matched" people. Sounds slightly Third Reich to me... Errr

Say what you like about the national socialists, but they knew how to throw a party.

The key to throwing a good swingers party is in the bowls. >_< Sorry! :$

Quote: Timbo @ November 7 2009, 9:42 PM GMT

Say what you like about the national socialists, but they knew how to throw a party.

Despite being half-Jewish, when I watched Schindler's List I admit that at several points I thought "Damn, Oskar and Amon don't half know how to have a good time! I'd like to go to one of Goeth's wild parties in the big château by the concentration camp.". :( Errr

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 7 2009, 9:47 PM GMT

Despite being half-Jewish, when I watched Schindler's List I admit that at several points I thought "Damn, Oskar and Amon don't half know how to have a good time! I'd like to go to one of Goeth's wild parties in the big château by the concentration camp.". :( Errr

Always with the half-Jewish Rolling eyes

:)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 7 2009, 9:19 PM GMT

His alleged actions, DaButt. The facts are what you want and the facts will be known in time. Many of the things being reported in the media at this stage are simply allegations, however cut-and-dried some may appear.

The allegations are from the shooter's neighbors and associates. I have no reason to believe that they are being untruthful.

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